[ChicagoConservative27]

Stupid people are going to see this and start hoarding Pepto-Bismol

[cyclotic]

Wait, I thought saint Fauci cured the flu. You mean they lied?

[lightman]

Statist Nanny says:

“Frequently wash your hands”

[Paladin2]

So when will the CDC lock Fauxcy down?

[Tallguy]

Somewhere, somebody is sick. Everybody PANIC!

[ifinnegan]

We need a lockdown for the flu!

[Valpal1]

Stupid people need to start washing their hands like they did for ‘Rona.

Noro is a fecal/oral transmission virus spread by people with socially unacceptable bathroom handwashing habits (i.e. they don’t).

Our local school has actually had to close for a week to stop repeated outbreaks. They “say” it’s to deep clean, but it’s really to stop the stupid from sending their sick kids to school and re-infecting their peers.

[oldteen]

No such thing as “stomach flu”.

[conservativeimage]

[real saxophonist]

I almost never get URIs, but stomach viruses, a lot.

A few years ago, I got damn Norovirus. Took me out of commission for a week, closed half the schools in town. And this was a year before the China virus took over.

[walkingdead]

Oh no an “outbreak” of the stomach flu?! Where’s my vaccine?! We need operation gone plaid…..hat tip to Spaceballs the movie.

[DiogenesLamp]

Covid cases are down. Unfortunately, stomach flu outbreaks are up.

Don't I know it. I am just now getting over a nasty little stomach bug I picked up last week. Very miserable.

[garjog]

I got stomach flu last month and it was horrible. Passed out on the bathroom floor multiple times throughout the night.

Sick for 24 full hours before starting to feel better. You do not want to get this.

I think it is a Chinese bio weapon.

[Repeal The 17th]

Are people supposed to report to the CDC
every time they get a case of the runs?

[roving]

It was there all along. They just called it covid then

[Trillian]

It’s hard to stomach the truth.

[Tilted Irish Kilt]

Infectious Disease Ping - Stomach Flu (Norovirus) on the rise
Prevention includes covid protcols: mask, frequent hand washing, and social distancing
Appears to spread with surface physical contact

(From the source): " As Covid-19 cases continue to fall in the United States, cases of another virus are rebounding to pre-pandemic levels.
Outbreaks of norovirus, the bug responsible for the dreaded stomach flu, have been on the rise since January, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention."

From August 2021 through the beginning of last month, the CDC reported 448 norovirus outbreaks.
During the same time period the previous year, just 78 were reported."

" Since early January, the number of weekly outbreaks has risen from fewer than 10 to more than 50.
The data is based on reports from state health departments in Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Nebraska, New Mexico,
Ohio, Oregon, South Carolina, Tennessee, Virginia, Wisconsin and Wyoming."

[dforest]

You wait, they are going to whip up an mRNA clot shot for everything. Stomach flu to booger formation.