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What is a woman?
American Thinker ^ | Pete McArdle

Posted on 03/26/2022 2:48:39 AM PDT by RoosterRedux

So, let’s start our definition there: women take care of themselves. Unlike most of my male patients, they typically don’t wait until something breaks or hurts to come in, they’re generally proactive. I’m sure that trait at least partially explains the roughly five-year difference in life expectancy between men and women.

Also, women are brave. As a group, they suffer the slings and arrows of extensive dental treatment with grace, dignity and courage. Men, on the other hand, brag about their incredibly high tolerance for pain, before grabbing the arms of my dental chair in a death grip and refusing to open wide. If I had to do a particularly difficult and hazardous procedure, I much preferred to do it on a little, old lady, not some big, bearded, muscle-bound baby. Women are tough, double-tough!

I’ve been blessed to have spent considerable time in a wide variety of medical venues, gross anatomy labs, emergency rooms, operating rooms, dental operatories and even morgues. I’ve seen a lot of wild stuff. And when someone asks me, what’s the wildest, craziest, most frightening thing I’ve ever seen, I tell ‘em: childbirth. Can’t be sure when it’s starting, how bad it’s going to get, how long it will take, or just what the outcome will be. And whether I was watching my wife or another woman giving birth, my internal mantra stayed the same: Thank God, I’m a man, this can never happen to me, thank God, I’m a man! Like I said, women are brave.

They also smell good.

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1 posted on 03/26/2022 2:48:39 AM PDT by RoosterRedux
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One more little snippet:
Men, as a rule, showed up with bits of cheeseburger between their teeth, and variously smelled of sweat, tobacco, motor oil, or most egregiously, Old Spice.

2 posted on 03/26/2022 2:49:33 AM PDT by RoosterRedux
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The feminists have surrendered the authority to attach the definition of what a woman is... to any man that speaks up and decides to call himself a woman.

Repeat: Women decided to surrender and be subservient to men’s language. The Democratic party and liberals destroyed the special, legal category women HAD with Title IX.


3 posted on 03/26/2022 3:00:08 AM PDT by USCG SimTech ( )
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To: RoosterRedux

KBJ uses the men’s room.


4 posted on 03/26/2022 3:01:47 AM PDT by bunkerhill7 (That`s 464 people per square foot! Is this corrrect..it was NYC.)
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To: RoosterRedux

Men’s Brain vs. Women’s Brain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KrOZe2SxoQ


5 posted on 03/26/2022 3:05:31 AM PDT by lizma2
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To: RoosterRedux

Leaving all liberal radical progressive women out of the term women


6 posted on 03/26/2022 3:10:58 AM PDT by ronnie raygun
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To: RoosterRedux

If you watch a lot of Hollywood movies you’ll know that women can kick the crap out of men that are three times their size.


7 posted on 03/26/2022 3:18:39 AM PDT by Telepathic Intruder (Democracy is two dead Democrats and a Republican voting who's brains are for dinner.)
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To: RoosterRedux

While looking sexy doing it, that is.


8 posted on 03/26/2022 3:19:36 AM PDT by Telepathic Intruder (Democracy is two dead Democrats and a Republican voting whose brains are for dinner.)
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To: Telepathic Intruder

Meanwhile, in the real world, one slap from a man could break a jaw.

Men, not today’s soi boys, traditionally work physically demanding jobs as well as go to war. They venture from the home to forage for the family... this can be very strenuous.

If a man shows up to the dainty dentist office smelling of grease with oil and dirt under his nails, it’s most likely because he’s taken time from the middle of his day to make the appointment... as dainty dentist types rarely work outside bankers hours.

And yes,women smell good as they’re not sweaty or normally doing physical labor just like dentists.


9 posted on 03/26/2022 3:31:03 AM PDT by sten (fighting tyranny never goes out of style )
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10 posted on 03/26/2022 3:38:01 AM PDT by RaceBannon (Rom 5:8 But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for )
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To: RoosterRedux

Love old spice. Smells like daddy


11 posted on 03/26/2022 3:48:34 AM PDT by Chickensoup ( Leftists totalitarian fascists are eradicating conservatives)
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To: RoosterRedux

Now if any of you remember Hai Karate!?

Yeech!


12 posted on 03/26/2022 3:49:34 AM PDT by Chickensoup ( Leftists totalitarian fascists are eradicating conservatives)
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To: RoosterRedux

XX chromosomes.


13 posted on 03/26/2022 3:58:03 AM PDT by EvilCapitalist (I pledge allegiance to Hedy Lamarr)
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To: RaceBannon

I still have her SI swimsuit issue.


14 posted on 03/26/2022 4:01:39 AM PDT by Blueflag (Res ipsa loquitur: ad ferre non, velit esse sine defensione)
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To: RoosterRedux

I’m disappointed that American Thinker would publish such ridiculous nonsense.


15 posted on 03/26/2022 4:04:50 AM PDT by Brooklyn Attitude (I went to bed on November 3rd 2020 and woke up in 1984.)
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To: RoosterRedux
The female of our species.

Anything else is yahoo-grade mental illness and those who promote such should be sequestered where they can receive appropriate aid.


16 posted on 03/26/2022 4:07:37 AM PDT by Caipirabob (Communists...Socialists...Fascists & AntiFa...Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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To: RoosterRedux

I think I have narrowed down the two things a man can’t do as well as a woman. In fact, they do not even attempt it. Permit me to present for your consideration the balance beam and the uneven bars. Is there a biological reason for this phenomen?


17 posted on 03/26/2022 4:14:04 AM PDT by Boardwalk
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To: Brooklyn Attitude

That was one of the stupidest articles from American Thinker I have ever seen.


18 posted on 03/26/2022 4:23:18 AM PDT by rlmorel (The concept of a "cashless society" is simply a vector for the exercise of tyranny.)
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To: sten

Yes, women are the stronger sex.

It is why they must be treated like delicate flowers and protected from loutish male brutes, and they have enacted laws that as a male, you cannot talk sideways to them, you cannot look sideways at them, and if you are married and the relationship breaks, they can take you to the cleaners.

The guy who wrote this sounds like a cuck.


19 posted on 03/26/2022 4:30:02 AM PDT by rlmorel (The concept of a "cashless society" is simply a vector for the exercise of tyranny.)
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“That was one of the stupidest articles from American Thinker I have ever seen.”

Everyone screws up sometimes. Lets hope it’s not the start of a trend.


20 posted on 03/26/2022 4:51:51 AM PDT by Brooklyn Attitude (I went to bed on November 3rd 2020 and woke up in 1984.)
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