Russia threatens to abandon American astronaut in space as sanctions threaten peace aboard ISS

Abc6 ^ | 10 March 2022 | Tommy Brooksbank, Jon Schlosberg, Haley Yamada, Gio Benitez and Gina Sunseri

[PilotDave]

Astronaut Mark Vande Hei, who holds the ongoing record for longest space flight, is set to end his 355 days in space in just three weeks. The plan is for him to land in Kazakhstan with two Russian cosmonauts on a Russian spacecraft.

But unprecedented sanctions against Russia could put Vande Hei's return on hold.

[PilotDave]

Not sure about alternative ways to bring our astronaut home?

[Regulator]

Dragon

[MotorCityBuck]

Transporter. Just like Star Trek.

[MercyFlush]

“Paging Mr. Elon Musk to the white courtesy telephone. Would Mr. Musk please pick up the white courtesy telephone!”

[bhl]

No problem, USA now builds the best rockets. Russia should be bribing Hunter if they want to keep getting those fat checks.

[kiryandil]

I guess the handlers of resident Huggies and BJ-to-VP Cackela didn’t think this through when they were holding their clandestine Zoom calls with Klaus and George about cancelling Russia...

[BenLurkin]

[Secret Agent Man]

Spacex

Of course

their capsules work just fine

and they don’t slam into the ground either as part of normal landing

[DCBryan1]

Send in Bond/Moonraker troops!

[chuckee]

Biden asked his space team “Can we have him take an Uber back?”

[DCBryan1]

Would Mr. Musk please pick up the white courtesy telephone!”

[Rebelbase]

If they kick him out I hope they at least give him some extra juice for is rocket pack and a beer.

[jjotto]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xs-jXgNHW7Y

[Redcitizen]

He can do the Red Bull way home that Felix Baumgartner did.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9oKEJ1pXPw

[ground_fog]

Biden left behind Americans in Afghanistan, Russia, and now space. smh

[BobL]

If the Russians do tell us to take a hike, Senator Mark Kelly can take part of the ‘credit’ for it, since it is HIS PARTY that is making a big deal over Ukraine.

[R_Kangel]

...... Not the nicest way to perish but will definitely be Legendary ...... I am starting to become convinced that China and Russia have been chosen by the useful idiots of the Utopian New World Order Movement to become the perveyors and founders of the .... New Economic system to build upon to solidify the economic system for the new world order after the Great Reset.

..... The world is now controlled by Madmen and Madwomen.

[xp38]

He sure has an ability to fornicate things up.

[MotorCityBuck]

That’s just fine, but it doesn’t top The Christmas Rat from earlier today. 😉👍

[servantboy777]

>>Not sure about alternative ways to bring our astronaut home?<<

Call in Elon Musk. Guarantee Musk will get him home.