Posted on 02/28/2022 5:30:12 AM PST by Red Badger
The FEMA website Ready.gov is warning Americans to maintain social distancing and to wear a mask in the event of a nuclear explosion:
In case of a nuclear explosion, FEMA warns to try to keep 6 ft social distance and wear a mask for covid. You can’t make this up pic.twitter.com/LfxFX1dZoS
— Libs of Tik Tok (@libsoftiktok) February 27, 2022
And, yes, it’s real:
https://t.co/wKlQ5zFfGf
— Libs of Tik Tok (@libsoftiktok) February 27, 2022
Amazing:
Somebody got paid six figures of tax payer money to make these edits https://t.co/4b2DfBaKtb
— Oilfield Rando (@Oilfield_Rando) February 27, 2022
We’re really doomed, aren’t we?
It’s terribly sad to see such unserious people in positions of great responsibility.
I hope this administration can familiarise itself with the needs of everyday people during its final few years, but we’re not off to a promising start.
— Elliot Dordick (@elliotdordick) February 27, 2022
And, with that, we’re going to start drinking now:
In case of a nuclear explosion… have a case of that contraband vodka handy, drink lots of it, and hope for the best. https://t.co/O6aXPNQtlx
— VANESSA (@TheVFCastro) February 27, 2022
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Not going to fit many people into a public bomb shelter with the social distancing.
In case of nuclear war, grab your ankles and kiss your arse goodbye.
I was in a hospital elevator last week, and it had signs about the six feet in it too. I do not think it was possible given how crowded the elevator can get. Idiocy thanks to the Biden Junta.
Bkmk 6 feet
“It’s terribly sad to see such unserious people in positions of great responsibility.”
Occasionally there’s one moment that brings home the whole situation in a way that thousands of printed words can’t. There was a meeting between Antony John Blinken and his Chinese counterpart. The Chinese diplomat was lambasting Blinken and I realized that was entirely for political consumption back home. There was nothing Blinken could have done except to look diplomatic. Seated beside Blinken was a woman with purple hair. (Reasonably certain it was a biological woman but one never knows.) The thought that went through my mind was, “how unserious can you possibly get?” Her (I’m assuming her pronoun at great personal risk) purple hair reminded me of clown makeup. Blinken kept a good diplomatic face but he’d brought along Bozo the clown which subtracted seriousness from the situation and lent credibility to the Chinese lambasting. How could they be wrong when the other side shows up dressed like a clown show?
The purple hair enamors the Woke crowd. That’s what matters.
Proof that the Covid 19 oaks will even survive a nuclear holocaust.
I’m surprised that the unvaxxed are even allowed in the shelters
One thought it was The Bee.
I remember that. It was horrendously stupid of Blinken.....................
People need to read the book, Hiroshima, if they haven’t already. Back in my day when we had a serious educational system the book was required reading. Sometimes I wonder just how stupid this government of ours thinks we are.
Hoax of course. Gotta love talk to text.
Did FEMA also warn people to immediately get their latest VAXX booster because they may miss their scheduled appointment if a nuke is dropped?
(Bozo the clown)
I never heard of Bozo the clown. /OK that’s Seinfeld
The OP mentioned contraband vodka.
Our governor (Sununu - RINO) took the idiot step to order the removal of anything Russian from the New Hampshire State Liquor & Wine Outlets, effective immediately.
This ski bum is on somebody’s list as a top 10 candidate to run for President in 2024.
I feel so much safer now. /s
(Seated beside Blinken was a woman with purple hair)
Good gosh
Sununu = BUSH LITE..................
You should.
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