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The Biden Administration to Begin Distributing At-Home, Rapid COVID-⁠19 Tests to Americans for Free
The White House ^ | 1/14/2022 | The Briefing Room at The White House

Posted on 02/16/2022 1:14:30 PM PST by 1Old Pro

To help ensure Americans have tests on hand if a need arises, the Biden Administration is purchasing one billion at-home, rapid COVID-19 tests to give to Americans for free. A half-billion tests will be available for order on January 19th and will be mailed directly to American households.

There will be free tests available for every household, and to promote broad access, the initial program will allow four free tests to be requested per residential address. Starting January 19th, Americans will be able to order their tests online at COVIDTests.gov, and tests will typically ship within 7-12 days of ordering.

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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Government; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: brandon; covidtest; dopeyjoe; joementia; needanewprez; slojoe; swabs; testkits; upyournosejoe
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To: 1Old Pro

Smallpox blankets?


41 posted on 02/16/2022 1:27:22 PM PST by OpusatFR
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To: mikelets456
How come my test showed I was pregnant?

LOL, they must have mixed your up with the tests Hunter ordered for his girlfriends.

42 posted on 02/16/2022 1:27:47 PM PST by 1Old Pro
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To: mikelets456

you were supposed to swab your nose, not your....


43 posted on 02/16/2022 1:28:38 PM PST by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic...)
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To: eyeamok

“Why would you take a test if you aren’t sick???”

EXACTLY!


44 posted on 02/16/2022 1:29:07 PM PST by chuckb87
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To: 1Old Pro

Does the kit come with a free crack pipe?


45 posted on 02/16/2022 1:29:15 PM PST by PROCON (Sic Semper Tyrannis)
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To: rktman

“Ain’t sending it in. Well, maybe we’ll swab our neighbors dogs nose then send it.”


Don’t. I tried that and now I’m under forced quarantine for canine distemper!


46 posted on 02/16/2022 1:29:39 PM PST by Ken H (Trump won.)
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To: DarrellZero

“Right in the trash.”

You got that right!


47 posted on 02/16/2022 1:30:13 PM PST by chuckb87
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To: dforest

We didn’t pay for them, but maybe insurance did - though I wasn’t asked anything about that when I ordered...

We did buy one box at a pharmacy because husband needed it for return to work. We had to be ready as soon as the shipment arrived, as the pharmacist told us they were selling out as soon as they came in.


48 posted on 02/16/2022 1:30:17 PM PST by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: 1Old Pro

Use them on animals and insects then send them back ,LOL


49 posted on 02/16/2022 1:30:29 PM PST by butlerweave
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To: 1Old Pro

The test is indeed pointless.

However the wife and I have now entered week 3 of this covid crap. Based on the symptoms I’m pretty sure it’s the moronic version. She tested positive and since we both got sick at the same time with the same symptoms I think it is a safe assumption I got it.

Either way the test was pointless. It’s pretty obvious we are sick. And if we didn’t have symptoms who gives a damn?


50 posted on 02/16/2022 1:31:09 PM PST by ChildOfThe60s ( If you can remember the 60s.....you weren't really there..)
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To: Jamestown1630

The taxpayers paid for them.


51 posted on 02/16/2022 1:31:12 PM PST by dforest (Freaking insane world. )
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To: COBOL2Java
I’ll swab my cat’s nose


52 posted on 02/16/2022 1:31:15 PM PST by PROCON (Sic Semper Tyrannis)
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To: ChildOfThe60s
wife and I have now entered week 3 of this covid crap

They say Omicron should last a few days.

53 posted on 02/16/2022 1:32:20 PM PST by 1Old Pro
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To: mass55th

I’m still waiting for my 2020 tax return/small refund. I sent it with tracking, so I know they have it. The IRS website says they don’t have it yet, DO NOT SEND ANOTHER and don’t call us.


54 posted on 02/16/2022 1:32:45 PM PST by granite (The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left.Ecclesiastes 10:2)
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To: mikelets456

It wuz a glitch.


55 posted on 02/16/2022 1:33:40 PM PST by dforest (Freaking insane world. )
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To: 1Old Pro

I ordered them in January and received them yesterday. I just keep them if I feel symptoms. Mine show made in China. It does show -Get results in 15 minutes at home.


56 posted on 02/16/2022 1:33:45 PM PST by Mark (Celebrities... is there anything they do not know? Homer Simpson)
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To: 1Old Pro
Yet another stupid idea from Dementia Joe paid for be borrowing even more huge amounts of money, which is guaranteed to FALL, like every covid action taken by Biden.
57 posted on 02/16/2022 1:34:50 PM PST by SmokingJoe
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To: Mark
I ordered them in January and received them yesterday

I'm guessing Hillary's goons have mine, probably handing them out at the border.

58 posted on 02/16/2022 1:35:26 PM PST by 1Old Pro
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To: eyeamok

Lol you probably won’t like this...I went to a party a while back. When everyone got there, we all had masks on, and we all took rapid tests. When everyone tested negative, the masks came off and we started on wine and hors d’oevers.

I found this to be a very interesting bit of social interaction. Fifteen awkward minutes.


59 posted on 02/16/2022 1:36:27 PM PST by DBrow
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To: mikelets456

Congratulations! Name it, “Hunter”.


60 posted on 02/16/2022 1:36:35 PM PST by Empire_of_Liberty
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