Posted on 02/16/2022 1:14:30 PM PST by 1Old Pro
Smallpox blankets?
LOL, they must have mixed your up with the tests Hunter ordered for his girlfriends.
you were supposed to swab your nose, not your....
“Why would you take a test if you aren’t sick???”
EXACTLY!
Does the kit come with a free crack pipe?
“Ain’t sending it in. Well, maybe we’ll swab our neighbors dogs nose then send it.”
Don’t. I tried that and now I’m under forced quarantine for canine distemper!
“Right in the trash.”
You got that right!
We didn’t pay for them, but maybe insurance did - though I wasn’t asked anything about that when I ordered...
We did buy one box at a pharmacy because husband needed it for return to work. We had to be ready as soon as the shipment arrived, as the pharmacist told us they were selling out as soon as they came in.
Use them on animals and insects then send them back ,LOL
The test is indeed pointless.
However the wife and I have now entered week 3 of this covid crap. Based on the symptoms I’m pretty sure it’s the moronic version. She tested positive and since we both got sick at the same time with the same symptoms I think it is a safe assumption I got it.
Either way the test was pointless. It’s pretty obvious we are sick. And if we didn’t have symptoms who gives a damn?
The taxpayers paid for them.
They say Omicron should last a few days.
I’m still waiting for my 2020 tax return/small refund. I sent it with tracking, so I know they have it. The IRS website says they don’t have it yet, DO NOT SEND ANOTHER and don’t call us.
It wuz a glitch.
I ordered them in January and received them yesterday. I just keep them if I feel symptoms. Mine show made in China. It does show -Get results in 15 minutes at home.
I'm guessing Hillary's goons have mine, probably handing them out at the border.
Lol you probably won’t like this...I went to a party a while back. When everyone got there, we all had masks on, and we all took rapid tests. When everyone tested negative, the masks came off and we started on wine and hors d’oevers.
I found this to be a very interesting bit of social interaction. Fifteen awkward minutes.
Congratulations! Name it, “Hunter”.
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