Posted on 01/18/2022 7:00:27 AM PST by jerod
Security cameras catch thief battering a door open with her backside
A chainsaw store near Woodstock is reeling from another theft after a woman broke in using nothing but her behind.
She is now dubbed the Booty Bandit by the store's owners.
Wendy Sherwood, the co-owner of Valley Chainsaw in Jacksonville, says the store's security systems were tripped Friday at 3:30 a.m. and police arrived at the scene shortly after.
Security footage of the incident shows a woman thrusting her behind several times into the front door of the store until the door bursts open. She then grabs two chainsaws and runs to a white car.
"The door had been broken open, which was incredibly weird because it was a very secure door," said Sherwood.
"The woman had some power busting through it with her butt."
Sherwood said the steel door was dented beyond repair from the incident and a carpenter was hired the same day to replace it with an even sturdier door.
She says the two chainsaws are valued at $3,000...
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Canada Porn.
I guess this took place in New Brunswick, Canada but you can’t tell from the article.
Looks like it was a steel door with a $3 lock.
Two chainsaws were valued at $3k??
Sounds like there’s a lot of robbing going on up there....highway and otherwise. Lol
“Her name was Bertha…”
Hopefully, authorities will crack this case.
Thank goodness: I had assumed that the moniker "Booty Bandit" referred to her method of shoplifting / concealing the stolen goods.
The mention of the "chainsaw store" further heightened my fears.
Regards,
Two tons of fun.
I had to. The one and only Sir-Mix-A lot
https://youtu.be/X53ZSxkQ3Ho
It could have been one of her sisters - Betty, Bella, or Bathsheba.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yE3IBRx2-Y
Obviously, using your booty to break in a door would leave a massive bruise. So obviously, the authorities will need to look for bruised booties.
As a good citizen, and an experienced observer of booties, I am willing to volunteer to help.
She’s a lumberjack and she’s OK.
She swings her axe and her large bootay.
Bertha Butt, one of the Butt sisters.
Depending on the size-—sure.
I bought a chainsaw in 1993—26” bar...It cost me $600 PLUS THEN.....
With inflation, $1500 each now isn’t a surprise.
Bertha was the weaker one of the four sisters. She had to call on her sisters to back her up.
It’s all fun and games until glass shatters and spits shards into your arse.
What a hardass! First Nations alternative way of collecting reparations from Hudson Bay?
Uh, for your information,
Bertha had three sisters,
Betty Butt, Bella Butt and Bathsheba Butt
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