Posted on 01/05/2022 3:37:36 PM PST by rdl6989
Did former North Korean leader Kim Jong Il invent the burrito?
A North Korean state-run news outlet claimed Kim Jong Un's father developed the Tex-Mex delight, according to a report.
Kim developed the concept for what he called "wheat wraps" shortly before his 2011 death, according to the North Korean propaganda.
The state-distributed material included footage of citizens devouring the "wheat wraps," disregarding massive food shortages in the communist nation.
(Excerpt) Read more at washingtonexaminer.com ...
Now I’m all confused. I thought Stalin invented the burrito.
Al Gore invented the burrito as well as the gordita, named after him.
In 2011.
And then N. Korean time travelers took it back to 1895.
https://www.portablepress.com/blog/2018/04/history-origin-burritos/
Next time I’m at a burrito place I’ll order a Kim Jong and see what they make me.
Ever heard of a wish burrito?
A wish sandwich is the kind of a sandwich where you have two slices of bread and you, hee hee hee, wish you had some meat.
Paging Dennis Rodman
“Hey, Kim I think this tastes like your brother”.
In comparison to some of the things Brandon has claimed over the years, this is pretty mild.
Did he also invent the question mark?
He and Gore should do a start up- Burrito Internet
Krazy-Kim.
Even if that were true, which it isn’t, therefore, what?
Does Kim expect ‘reparations’ from all western countries
that sell burritos? Is there a giant golden statue from the
Burrito-Dynasty that no one else knows about?
A Hit & A Miss, Kim. Back to the drawing board.
That’s going to start trouble, hombre.
After I ate a burrito I invented the Jacuzzi.
They have to be lying, Biden invented the burrito.
More believable than anything Biden has said lately.
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