Posted on 01/04/2022 12:53:37 PM PST by cotton1706
HOUSTON, TEXAS– US Representative Dan Crenshaw recently announced on Twitter that he tested positive for RINO, but is asymptomatic because he hides his Democrat leanings while out in public.
Crenshaw said he took an at-home RINO test and that’s when he discovered he had the deadly virus known as RINO, which is an acronym for Republican In Name Only.
“I decided to take a RINO test after I began having a deeper connection to the Democrat Party,” said Crenshaw the day after calling Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene an idiot Democrat in disguise. “I knew something was wrong with me when I found myself standing up and cheering for Joe Biden’s recent executive health mandate forcing children ages five to eleven to be thrown to hungry alligators to prevent COVID.”
Due to GOP guidelines, Crenshaw will be isolating from the Republican Party for five days and will be working remotely from home when he votes “yes” to all the Democrat’s upcoming leftwing policies.
Numerous other high-profile Republicans have also tested positive for RINO in recent months, including Mitch McConnell, Lindsey Graham, Liz Cheney, and Nikki Haley.
In order to fool his rightwing constituents into voting for him in his upcoming election, Crenshaw plans on disguising himself with a more conservative look by wearing his eyepatch over his left eye instead of the right one.
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Crenshaw has been terminally infected with rino for some time! It has severely compromised many of his organs including his brain.
Satire it might be, but it is 100000% accurate.
Shame so many are corrupted so easily. But, I’m sure for those that turn, when that money starts flowing in and you’re taught how to take advantage of your insider knowledge to exponentially grow your wealth, it has to be hard to resist.
But, just remember he’s a veteran and as we all should know by now, EVERY veteran of the GWOT is an expert on EVERYTHING. Just ask them.
But many in Texas will. And they’ll do it with a smile on their face.
Navy SEAL. Purple Heart. ‘MERICA!!!!!!!!!!
That’s all that matters to so many. I’ll give him props, all day-every day, for what he did in the military and for his injury. No problem.
But, as the saying goes: Don’t care what you did yesterday, it’s what you’re doing today and tomorrow, that matters.
All of us, not just the voters in his district, need to IMMEDIATELY stop voting on name recognition and on the unkept promises of these politicians and get someone new. The days of, The Devil I know is better than the one I don’t, are over. The times of: Send me back one more time and I promise I’ll do what I promised...should be long over. They should have been over in 2018. Hopefully 2022 we’ll do better.
Amen on all points.
Wouldn’t doubt it one bit. Along with Rice, Mace, Maliotakis, and a whole host of others. Gotta be in The Club, if you’re going to maximize the profits of being in Congress.
Shame that we all know this about all of these corrupt SOBs and they still get sent back. Hopefully, 2022 will start bringing in something new. It’ll be great to watch them all stroke out when they get sent home.
President Trump can do many, many things if/when he goes back to the White House in January 2025. Of all them, one of the first things would be to push a law that takes away the security clearances of any member of Congress if they’re voted out/retire/resign, any other federal employee that retires/resigns, and ALL Flag and General Officers have a 10 year moratorium, at least, on any clearance. Especially Top Secret.
Didn’t he support the federal Red Flag law that CornPop was pushing?
Yep.... blind leading the blind and all that.
What he can do right now is to stop endorsing Assistant Democrats.
It is making the task of replacing them in the primary almost impossible.
Grassley and Crapo voted for Porkulus II, which Trump said was 90% wasted money.
Rubio voted for amnesty, can’t get any more Assistant Democrat than giving them a permanent majority.
Those are just a few that were willing to go public. If they needed more, more would have done it, willingly.
What I find funny is people like Maliotakis voted for it. She really thinks that any of that money will ever be spent in her district. If it does, it will only be done in a way to the Democrats look good and to fill their pockets.
One could say....It’s amazing how naive she and others are.
When in reality it’s....It’s amazing how openly corrupt they are and there’s a 99% chance they’ll continue to be re-elected.
His district was just redistricted to include The Woodlands, TX, which was represented by former House Ways and Means Chairman Kevin Brady. The Woodlands is a monied community. Brady is retiring at the end of the current Congress.
Crenshaw's prior district voted for President Trump 50-49 in 2020 and 52-43 in 2016.
Brady's Woodlands district voted for President Trump 71-28 in 2020 and 72-24 in 2016.
Crenshaw will have to start behaving like a 70-30 Republican if he wants to keep his seat. He will be representing some very influential people.
-PJ
This should make it easier to primary him, correct?
-PJ
Truth bomb. 😆
The rinovirus vaccine could have prevented that ...
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The masculine form................
Never trust a guy whose spent his entire career in government. He’s a war hero, yes, but has no connection with regular working families who have to make payroll and balance income and expenses.
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