Bidens to attend Nantucket Christmas tree lighting after Thanksgiving at billionaire’s

Nypost ^ | 11/26/2021 | Steven Nelson

[ChicagoConservative27]

President Biden and his family are expected to attend Nantucket’s annual Christmas tree lighting festival Friday after celebrating Thanksgiving at a billionaire pal’s secluded island retreat.

The event isn’t on Biden’s public schedule, but first lady Jill Biden told Coast Guard members Thursday that they would attend — shortly after a Nantucket man gave Biden’s motorcade a one-finger salute on Thanksgiving.

[ChicagoConservative27]

I bet he thinks the tree will be lit with candles.

[Candor7]

This is way to much risk for President Biden. That tree could be wired with explosives by BLM or ANTIFA, or by the FBI political wing.

When they throw that switch......massive C4 explosion? Joe needs to ne better protected.

[Veggie Todd]

There once was a man from Nantucket...

[nascarnation]

Another billionaire who apparently isn't all that worried about sea level rise due to "climate change".

[Maudeen]

This country is on a downward spiral . . . Getting it back to some sort of normalcy will have to be an Act of God.

[frank ballenger]

Too bad some seafaring fellow won’t offer to give him a Nantucket Sleighride (a hit song for the rock group Mountain.)

Definition of Nantucket sleighride…… is the dragging of a whaleboat by a harpooned whale, when the animals were harpooned from small open boats. Once harpooned, the whale, in pain from its wound, attempts to flee, often flailing up and down, and the rope attached to the harpoon drags the whalers’ longboat along with it. Either the whale finally dies, the line snaps, or the men and the boat are submerged for a long period.
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About the song by Mountain: (from a true old whaling incident)
Leslie West recalls the song with mixed feelings: “Felix came up with the idea, and Gail wrote the lyrics. Owen Coffin was the youngest guy in the long boat they sent to harpoon the sperm whale. They got dragged out to sea and were close to starvation, so they drew straws, and the kid got the short one. They ate him. The term ‘a Nantucket Sleighride’ refers to the whale diving deep with harpoons in its back, then flying to the surface and pulling the long boats out at speed.”
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Black urban slang (I never heard this one before)
refers to forced sex on a woman victim. I will not give details of four types. You *may* choose to look at
urban dictionary.com under define Nantucket Sleighride.

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Note Felix Pappalardi, one of the key forces behind Eric Clapton’s Cream group and a member of Mountain, was later confronted by his wife about his cheating with a girlfriend. She put her hand in her purse, pulled out her hand holding a pistol and shot him to death.

[maddog55]

Wonder how many times he farted over Thanksgiving.

[TheConservativeTejano]

When they throw that switch......massive C4 explosion? Joe needs to ne better protected.

Oh yeah, you are so correct in that there will be a massive explosive coming out of "Bozo Biden's" behind and "Bozo Biden" will not even know it since Biden can not even smell, touch, or even notice that he has bombed his diaper.

"Bozo Biden" is a piece of work.

[bagster]

There once was a 'tard from Nantucket
who ran for Prez and said phucket
he made crazy rants
then poo'd in his pants
and the 'Merican people said sucket

[lee martell]

Better make sure the electricty is properly grounded before giving Joe the extention cords to connect.
Didn’t Chevy Chase make a few Christmas movies about less than desirable outcomes?

[griffin]

Billionairs!
Best Friends to the political party of the surfs!

Party on!

[griffin]

Great point!

[griffin]

or serfs.
whatevah...

Thanksgiving hangover...

[Daveinyork]

Congrats. I’ve been trying to write a limerick about Biden with rhymes for Nantucket that would get by the censors. You’ve succeeded.

[Candor7]

As you intimate, Bozos should not play around Christmas Trees.

[miserare]

SloJoe to Jill: “Oh, look, Mommy! Can I push the Red Button now?”

[heavy metal]

hopefully someone snuck a few “let’s go brandon” ornaments on it...

[parmamenian]

“Nantucket’s annual Christmas tree lighting” sounds more like a White Supremist annual Christmas tree lighting.

[bagster]

😉