Posted on 10/24/2021 5:53:53 AM PDT by MNDude
(CNN)People who got Covid-19 vaccines were not only less likely to die from the virus, but they were less likely to die from any cause over the following months, researchers reported Friday.
The research team was trying to demonstrate that the three authorized Covid-19 vaccines are safe and they say their findings clearly demonstrate that.
"Recipients of the Pfizer-BioNTech, Moderna, or Janssen vaccines had lower non--COVID-19 mortality risk than did the unvaccinated comparison groups," the researchers wrote in the weekly report of the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.
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Yeh...they’re be tripping on it.
“People who got Covid-19 vaccines were not only less likely to die from the virus, but they were less likely to die from any cause over the following months, researchers reported Friday.”
The rational reaction to that result would be to examine the research for statistical weaknesses and flaws, and biased data collection methodologies.
So I don’t have to wear my seatbelt anymore?
We all die.
This has to be the Babylon Bee.
Take the magic vaxxes and live forever.
(Don’t forget to mix and match for best results!)
If you croak within two weeks of getting a vax, you aren’t considered fully vaxxed and don’t count in the stats.
If it takes you more than a few months to croak from complications caused by a vaxx, you won’t show up in these stats, either.
The stats are crap.
Again.
Go figure.
I took the shot.
1. ED cured
2. Arthritis gone
3. I won the lottery twice and bought a lamborgini
4. My hair grew back
5. Put on 20 lbs of muscle mass in two weeks
6. Catherine Zeta Jones called me up for a date
7. IQ jumped up 30 points
8. My mother in law likes me
9. Weeds do not grow in my lawn
It is a miracle. Hail Fauci, Hail Fauci the god of good.
Don’t forget—more doctors smoke Camel than any other cigarette.
Science!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCMzjJjuxQI
In other news, vaccinated people began showing cravings for human brains. Additional research will try to link “not dieing” and hunger for brains.
It’s true!
First it was Dr. Kilmer’s Swamproot, then Penicillin, now Pfizerized Pfersons. Oh joy, oh rapture, oh bliss. Oh for cripes sake. 🙄
And in case you get tired of living forever, there’s an escape clause. I repeat my link to the Twilight Zone episode of that name.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTTPMvjW0Zw
Yeh sure! 😆
There you go. Death has been defeated.
Not believing them…..who wrote this for them?
People age 13- 60 dying of strokes and heart attacks “ natural causes’”
People losing their healthy elderly family members ( over 80% vaccinated in this age group) within days or weeks of the shots…pure coincidence
Hank Aaron was unavailable for comment.
Bullets will bounce off your body.
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