Posted on 10/23/2021 4:16:58 PM PDT by dynachrome
Just in time for Halloween and in what is perhaps the most bizarre collar of their lives, police in Guelph, Canada, have arrested a machete-wielding, bike-riding clown.
The bizarre incident unfolded at 2:30 a.m. Friday when someone called cops to report an apparent fight, in which a man “wearing a clown mask and carrying a machete” had dragged another guy out of a nearby business,” authorities told Toronto City News.
The victim managed to escape and run, and afterward, the masked marauder tried to cycle away with the weapon hanging out of his backpack, making him an easy target for responding officers, who nabbed him.
Police said their investigation “revealed the original interaction at the business was over drugs,” and a search of the masked man allegedly revealed fentanyl, drug paraphernalia, as well as a stolen debit card and driver’s license.
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I don’t think Canada is admitting the unvaxed, so you’re good.
No, it was Boffo the Clown, who hangs around high schools in his convertible corvette, trying to pick up young girls. Not to be confused with his brothers, Homo the Clown (who likes guys), Pedo the Clown (who likes the little ones) and Sicko the Clown, whose fancies can’t be mentioned in any respectable forum.
If you hear noises from your stomach, don’t look down there. “ALIEN”
If you had the word “clown” on your card, you’re still good.
Isn’t it rich,
Aren’t we a pair
Me here at last on the ground,
You in mid-air?..
Must have been Biden the Clown, or maybe his son!
😀
Alligators that can climb trees.
Murder hornets.
Clowns with machetes.
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