Posted on 10/06/2021 12:36:26 PM PDT by ChicagoConservative27
Well, Ohio man is trying to out-Florida Florida Man.................
Police are misusing the term “ambush”.
Dang Ohio stole our Florida Man...
I’da have at least worn a loincloth!
He had a lengthy and thick spear???
Is this from a pornographic novel??? What the heck???
Never bring a spear to a gun fight.
I’da have at least worn a loincloth!
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Then you could gird your loins before ambushing police with your spear
he should team up with merrick garland
My remote diagnosis is batshit nuts. My English to Latin translator yields "vespertilio stercore nuces". I'm gonna go look that up in a medical book.
“What about a pointed stick?”
Well...there goes the next episode of “Naked and Afraid”.
He’s on the wrong Continent.
LOL, Naked and Afraid.
I’ve seen some episodes of that. Ouch. They get mosquito bites in places you don’t want to think about getting bit. Clothes serve some good functional purposes.
How about undocumented polished tree branch?
As bad as things have gotten I still refuse to believe that all cops are bad, and this was a suicide mission. This was the goal when they demonized police police last year. They don’t even pretend to be liberal, progressive or democrat[sic] any more. I read an article over at AMgreatness about that, “The Left Can Finally Admit What it Wants”, so give that a look. We’ve also zoomed past socialist and are rounding the corner into communism. Democrats built this, and every attack on cops to come too.
Yes, at the least bring a gun. Otherwise we’ve got to change the fight name.
Glad we cleared up any doubt about the length and girth of his spear.
I live just one township over from there. Be interesting to see how the Monroe County weekly newspaper treats it.
Monroe is said to be the poorest county in Ohio, (made considerably poorer by Teh Halfrican). I’ll grant you, there are some “interesting” characters living in the gullies and gravel back-roads here. Most of the county sheriff’s business is drug apprehensions.
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