Biden eyes 1st summer getaway as president

WDEL ^ | 08/09/2021 | Darlene Superville and Aamer Madhan

[gov_bean_ counter]

This thread could get interesting…

[V_TWIN]

The mummy should stay out of Florida

[Sirius Lee]

He eyes it, does he? Why, was there a 9 year old girl standing in front of it?

[Fresh Wind]

“Every president is always working no matter where they are,” White House press secretary Jen Psaki said, explaining that presidents can’t ever really tune out.

Every democRAT president, that is. They told us Trump was lazy for playing golf on occasion, and Bush II was slacking off every time he spent a few days at his ranch in Texas.

[hanamizu]

“After more than six months of work combating the coronavirus, negotiating a bipartisan infrastructure bill and repairing the U.S. image abroad...”

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Just wondering, is this a news article or an editorial? This is so over-the-top it reads like satire.

[norwaypinesavage]

The poor guy’s been taking a ‘lid’ every afternoon for the past three years. He needs a break.

[Hojczyk]

It is Delaware or bust for Biden...

[mass55th]

"BTW, how does he remember how to ride a bike as in the picture in the article?"

He thinks he's driving an 18-wheeler.

[RckyRaCoCo]

Need to change his wires and plugs.

[USCG SimTech]

I hear the surface of the Sun is nice this time of year.

[pepsi_junkie]

White House shut down by noon everyday.

Well, things are pretty good now, no real issues. So why not?

Flips through though news:

"Afhanistan withdrawl in jeopardy as airstrikes continue"
"Record inflation!"
"Border crisis expands as record numbers cross"
"COVID surging"
"Fauci just said something! Panic ensues!"

Hmmm. Okay, I'm torn. The little bit of time Biden spends has been nothing but disaster. I want to criticize him for mailing it in but really I think we'd all be better off if he just stopped showing up for work at all.

[I want the USA back]

He should go to china. They’ll give him a royal welcome for all he is doing for them.

[al baby]

Did Dr Jill ever tell us what her foot problem was ?

[VanShuyten]

The election was last November, so the plastic surgery scars on his doppelganger replacement should be barely noticeable by now. The real SloJo will end up in some nice hospital in Xinjiang to live out his days as his dementia increases, and the new one will impress everyone with how much better he feels after his vacation. Even Dr. Jill will let it slip out that he's like a new man (and a stallion now).

[lowbridge]

“Biden eyes 1st summer getaway as president”

As...what?

[Pining_4_TX]

Oh, puke. These so-called journalists are fawning all over this pervert and crook. He hasn’t done anything but make a fool of himself and provide cover for the people destroying this country. Trump worked tirelessly for the US, and he was constantly reviled by the press. Every time he played golf, they said he was goofing off.

[Maceman]

I don’t want him to have a getaway.

I want him to have a GOaway!

[BozoTexino]

Probably going to Chucky Cheese to sniff kids.