Posted on 07/13/2021 9:54:37 AM PDT by Rummyfan
A couple of days back, I opened Fox News Primetime with a dramatic piece of breaking news:
The Daily Beast has new details of the painstaking plans that went into the most insurrectionally insurrectional insurrection ever. Normally we'd use the Fox News Alert sting to bring you this headline, but in the entire history of music there are no notes and chords dramatic enough to convey the full horror of this breaking news:
'Riot Leader Had "Fully Constructed U.S. Capitol Lego Set" at Home, FBI Says'
Dozens of crack G-men from the FBI descended on the home of a Pennsylvania man – Robert Morss, 27 - alleged to have plotted the insurrection in league with Donald J Trump, Robert E Lee, and others, and discovered as Exhibit A in the forthcoming show trial that he had a fully finished Lego set of the Capitol Building...
The straight-shooting G-men were stunned by this Lego model of the Capitol. All students of history are familiar with the Lego model of the Taj Mahal used by the Pakistani Air Force in their planning for the 1965 Indo-Pakistan War...
(Excerpt) Read more at steynonline.com ...
I'm pretty sure that's how the Japanese planned it.
The FBI also confiscated a pocket Constitution from the home of the Alaska couple who were falsely accused of having a stolen computer from January 6th. I guess owning a copy of the Constitution is now considered a sign of extremism, as is - in the opinion of some - displaying the American flag.
It’s scary how the government and media are trying to get away with such poor lies. They think they can get away with anything. And although they are not entirely right, they do seem to get away with most stuff.
They were very fortunate that the FBI did not shoot them dead.
To those rock-ribbed conservative talk-show hosts insisting that they know all the good patriotic men and women at the FBI and it's just a few bad apples at the top, I ask again: Where is there a single G-man who has objected to the Bureau's degeneration into enforcers for the Deep State? Browbeating George Papadopoulos' wife into losing her baby. Abusing Roger Stone's elderly wife. Stringing along with the #BLM fake noose. And now faking headline bollocks out of a Lego set. Every FBI agent has gone along with all of the above.
https://www.steynonline.com/11451/blizzard-of-lies-hits-legoland
Meanwhile, Nanzi Pelosi is making plans to build Capitol Police re-education camps in several handy locations in the United States for your full political incarceration experience. If you ever do live to see a trial you'll be singing Party songs by then.
Great article. Reads like the Babylon Bee.
There is a set of 1958 Encyclopedia Britannica here in the house that has the text of the US Constitution. I can’t believe how radical people were back then.
Where was the FBI then?
Mark Steyn should have been called up to take over for Rush. Steyn is the only commentator around that even approaches him.
Steyn is a riot.
WOW I could be in trouble. I have a bunch of papers in my purse with “in God we Trust” printed on the back of them. If I am caught, they will likely think I am some type of subversive or white supremacist.....
Well, technically the Constitution was written by a bunch of revolutionary domestic extremists...
But the FBI did shoot their Lego dog after it attacked an agent.
Dart Vader is highly concerned given the number of Lego Deathstars out there.
An FBI agent stepped on a Lego brick and is on permanent disability.
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