Posted on 06/10/2021 3:13:05 PM PDT by DoodleBob
Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg posted videos of himself on Monday throwing spears at wooden targets, and shooting a bow and arrow at bowling pins. The social media Master of the Universe inexplicably wore hearing protection when throwing spears.
“I have a very particular set of skills…” Zuckerberg wrote in a Facebook caption that featured a video of himself throwing a spear at a wooden target in slow motion. The CEO wore hearing protection to throw spears normally associated with firearms.
In another caption of a slow-motion video of him shooting a bow and arrow at bowling pins, the Facebook CEO wrote, “If I were an Avenger, pretty sure I’d be Hawkeye.”
While it remains unclear why and where these particular videos were taken, Zuckerberg mentioned in another Facebook post a few days earlier that he wanted to hike a trail, but was unable to obtain a hiking permit.
“A trail I wanted to hike is out of hiking permits, but has plenty of hunting permits available,” Zuckerberg wrote. “That’s basically saying: look, you can’t walk here unless you also bring a bow and arrow. So I guess we’re doing this.”
(Excerpt) Read more at breitbart.com ...
Cultural appropriation. Zuck is a racist spear chucker.
The comments at Breitbart were brutal. One person called him suckaturd, lol.
A billionaire dork. Can you imagine having that kind of loot. He deserves it for working so hard in his younger years, but dang.
So the world is controlled by certifiable loons with outsized egos who happened to luck into technical/internet innovations.
No, I would suspect he is that dumb ... he wasn’t born that way, he had to work at it.
He didn’t want to hear the screams of the goalie
Something about his hair cut that reminds me of Roman Emperors near the end of Rome.
From whom? Paleolithic hunter-gatherers?
UGH!!!!
Beat me to it. Wimp comes to mind.
it plays a recording telling him how good and strong and virile he is and doggoneit, people like him!
power of positive thinking:i think i can, i think i can...
Makes sense.
LOLOL!
Could those be headphones because he’s listening to something?
>>What a doofus! Everyone knows you’re supposed to wear snow shoes!<<
LOL! I’m so glad I opened this post. Thursday night’s funnies.
Wear brown
Just one of the child billionaires who are destroying the Republic.
Either that or he's a refugee from planet x
I’m sorry, I’m laughing so hard trying to type this. If you took the testosterone the Zuck needed for his “spear-chucking” and added it to what Obama needed for his “first-pitch” you might have enough to form a benign cyst in the scrotum of an hermaphrodite frog.
Did he need a permit from the Board? Directors don't like it when the founder engages in risky sports activities. For Facebook, that'd include putt-putt.
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