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1 posted on 06/04/2021 4:56:07 AM PDT by billorites
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He shoulda got Ellie Mae to handle that iguana. She's got a way with critters.


2 posted on 06/04/2021 5:02:44 AM PDT by Eleutheria5 ("The impossible happens all the time. You just have to believe." Will Robinson)
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Anyone who abuses an animal needs to suffer the exact same abuse as punishment along with an appropriate jail sentence.

Animal abusers are a small step above child abusers.


3 posted on 06/04/2021 5:03:47 AM PDT by billyboy15 (')
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Lizard Lives Matter!


4 posted on 06/04/2021 5:05:17 AM PDT by Eleutheria5 ("The impossible happens all the time. You just have to believe." Will Robinson)
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Iguana are an invasive species why would it be against the law to kill them?


5 posted on 06/04/2021 5:06:22 AM PDT by Kartographer ("We mutually pledge to each other our lives our fortunes and our sacred honor." )
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From videos I’ve seen, Florida appears to have an iguana infestation. Why the heck would this guy get punished for killing one and why would they spend money to have an autopsy done on the thing..........Sounds pretty stupid to me.


6 posted on 06/04/2021 5:06:35 AM PDT by Hot Tabasco
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He looks like an iguana. Maybe the thing thought he was trying to mate.


7 posted on 06/04/2021 5:06:47 AM PDT by Track9 (Dealing with democrats is like living without toilet paper. )
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What next? murder charges for stepping on an ant?


8 posted on 06/04/2021 5:07:21 AM PDT by I want the USA back (The reflectance of my epidermis does not give anyone the right to assume anything about me.)
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Should have made it roadkill with a semi!

Biggest Iguana you ever saw, but it’s only 1/8 “ thick.


10 posted on 06/04/2021 5:10:31 AM PDT by tired&retired (Blessings )
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Hey, new guy. Whatchoo in for?

Beat a lizard to death.

Beat a...what?! Hey, Bubba! We got us an iguana killer. Send the word down the cell block. He’s toast!

He bit me.

I might bitechoo, too, motherf@#$er! Iguanas are your friend.


16 posted on 06/04/2021 5:17:24 AM PDT by Eleutheria5 ("The impossible happens all the time. You just have to believe." Will Robinson)
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“Green iguanas are considered an invasive species in Florida. State law allows people to “humanely” kill them on private property — a guideline generally interpreted to mean that the animal must die instantly and without suffering, the Sun Sentinel reported.”

So the cruelty was by the animal control officer for keeping it alive and suffering.


19 posted on 06/04/2021 5:19:59 AM PDT by tired&retired (Blessings )
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the tl;dr summary on this is the iguana was in the street, the man tried to pull it out of the street to save it, the iguana bit him hard, he drop-kicked it.


24 posted on 06/04/2021 5:24:28 AM PDT by babble-on
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If he tortured it, I’d hold him for evaluation for institutionalization. Other than that I’d have to see the report or footage. These are known pests but so are psychopaths.


38 posted on 06/04/2021 5:37:01 AM PDT by Caipirabob (Communists...Socialists...Fascists & AntiFa...Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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Animal Care and Control was transporting it to be euthanized,

Instead of a quick bop on the head.
And all during the ride it's suffering.
Bleeding heart morons.

39 posted on 06/04/2021 5:37:15 AM PDT by TangoLimaSierra (⭐⭐To the left, truth is right-wing extremism.⭐⭐)
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I hear iguana is quite tasty.


42 posted on 06/04/2021 5:38:56 AM PDT by Leep (Save America. Lock down Joe Biden!)
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Killing babies is good though.

Sick world.

44 posted on 06/04/2021 5:41:00 AM PDT by Sacajaweau
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I might abuse an animal to torment animal lovers. Other than that, what’s the attraction? Just kill the damn thing and be done with it. Then, hopefully, it makes good BBQ.


49 posted on 06/04/2021 6:01:26 AM PDT by Born to Conserve
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........lol, it appears that half the freepers this morning are for the Iquana and half for the man. I think I will come down on the side of “intent”. Was the man torturing the lizard? If so, that’s not something I would support and so he should go to jail for say 30-45 days. Around here, the Sheriff, who has absolute control of the jails, would let him out in 1/3 of that time on good behavior.

If on the other hand he was trying to help the Iquana get out of the road, the prosecutors should go do something else.


50 posted on 06/04/2021 6:02:14 AM PDT by Cen-Tejas
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Dorman wrote. “The State’s position is that Stand Your Ground does not even apply to this case because the iguana is not a human being.”


That....seems backwards.


62 posted on 06/04/2021 6:42:26 AM PDT by lepton ("It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into"--Jonathan Swift)
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Least weird “Florida man” story I have seen in awhile.


63 posted on 06/04/2021 6:44:05 AM PDT by FormerFRLurker
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I'm siding with the iguana just based on the man's picture.

But according to this article Florida has an iquana problem and the state encourages homeowners to kill them.
NPR: Florida encourages homeowners to kill iquanas

So what's the deal?


67 posted on 06/04/2021 7:14:55 AM PDT by DannyTN (,)
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