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'Smart toilet' recognizes users' backsides, analyzes poop
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2020/04/07/Smart-toilet-recognizes-users-backsides-analyzes-poop/7391586291594/ ^ | April 7, 2021 | Ben Hooper

Posted on 04/26/2021 7:31:16 AM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom

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To: proud American in Canada

Makes sense. Seem like we mostly vote for turds anyway.


61 posted on 04/26/2021 9:34:35 AM PDT by Pollard
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Cologuard will be teaming up with this organization. One stop shopping.


62 posted on 04/26/2021 9:44:10 AM PDT by Old Yeller (Whatever doesn’t kill you will make you stronger. Except bears. Bears will definitely kill you.)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom
It never occurred to me that backsides are unique, but, come to think of it, I suppose they are.

Do you think they'll replace fingerprints, irises, and facial analysis as official identifiers.

Do you suppose the Democrats would accept backside identification for voting?

Just wondering...

63 posted on 04/26/2021 9:46:37 AM PDT by Savage Beast (“Morality, like a chameleon, tends to take on the color of the circumambient society.” P. Yogananda)
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To: corkoman

It’s bad enough as it is. VA people are always trying to pin a PTSD label on me. It’s getting ridiculous. My doctor is okay but it’s the people at the local center that keep pushing it and extolling the virtues of the addictive drugs they take. I quit going. It used to be that you could just talk about things that bother you. Now they are trying to medicate everything.

That’s where this is all going. Force mental health treatment of everyone.


64 posted on 04/26/2021 9:51:32 AM PDT by Seruzawa (The political Left is the Garden of Eden of Incompetence - Marx the Smarter (Groucho))
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To: Pollard

LOL! Don’t know who’s in charge but for me...post of the day!

D.C. is a cesspool that changes people.


65 posted on 04/26/2021 1:31:34 PM PDT by proud American in Canada (As Patrick Henry once said, "Give me Liberty or Give me Death!" 0specially now.)
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To: Old Yeller

Oh, is that the place where you can send in a sample of your...flushable items and have them analyzed for cancer?

There is money to be made...if you’re willing to get your hands dirty, so to speak.


66 posted on 04/26/2021 1:34:53 PM PDT by proud American in Canada (As Patrick Henry once said, "Give me Liberty or Give me Death!" 0specially now.)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

I’d burn out the sensors on first use.


67 posted on 04/26/2021 1:57:58 PM PDT by Rebelbase
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To: Savage Beast

I don’t think it’s the entire backside that’s unique. It’s the pattern around the, uh, “orifice” that’s unique. I don’t think it will replace fingerprinting, though.


68 posted on 04/26/2021 3:07:17 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom (Real happiness is one that you share)
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To: Rebelbase

You and me both. The machine would be yelling, “Hey, you can’t use a half a roll in one sitting! That’s not allowed!”


69 posted on 04/26/2021 3:08:46 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom (Real happiness is one that you share)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Libtards tell you the world’s thirst for energy production is causing life to end on Earth yet they want to power everything in life.


70 posted on 04/26/2021 3:12:21 PM PDT by Vision (Elections are one day. Reject "Chicago" vote harvesting. Election Reform Now. Obama is an evildoer.)
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To: Vision

Great point! And so much of what they want to power is absolutely useless.


71 posted on 04/26/2021 3:21:40 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom (Real happiness is one that you share)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom
" I don’t think it will replace fingerprinting"

You never know...

Stranger things have come to pass...
(There's a rhyme in there somewhere,
But I dare not go there...)

72 posted on 04/27/2021 4:03:42 AM PDT by Savage Beast (“Morality, like a chameleon, tends to take on the color of the circumambient society.” P. Yogananda)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom
Oh all right!

Love of poetry sometimes overrides concerns of propriety, as in the implications of gender confusion in the sonnets of William Shakespeare and the suggestions that William Blake might have been talking about a red-hot female in his poem about the tiger. So perhaps it might overcome offences to elegant sensitivities--and keep me from getting kicked off FR--if I merely substitute blank spaces for offensive words, leaving the substance of the poem to the imagination of the reader.

Love of great poetry has brought me to the brink of incaution. Dare I throw myself to the winds?

Okay. I'll throw.

Here goes:

Stranger things have come to pass
Than being identified by one's ___,
Yet fitting for the leftist twit,
So like an ___, so full of ____.

There.

What do you think?

73 posted on 04/27/2021 6:29:14 AM PDT by Savage Beast (“Morality, like a chameleon, tends to take on the color of the circumambient society.” P. Yogananda)
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To: Savage Beast

You win the Best Post Award!


74 posted on 04/27/2021 11:23:27 AM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom (Real happiness is one that you share)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

What’s the poop camera for? Everyone looks before they flush...

(come on, you know you do)


75 posted on 04/27/2021 11:26:51 AM PDT by Magnatron
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To: ProtectOurFreedom
Oh Mother would have been so proud...uh...oops!

No.
Not Mother.

She would have washed my computer keyboard out with soap!
76 posted on 04/27/2021 1:04:22 PM PDT by Savage Beast (“Morality, like a chameleon, tends to take on the color of the circumambient society.” P. Yogananda)
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