Posted on 02/25/2021 1:46:49 AM PST by Helicondelta
China on Thursday (Feb 25) said it had never asked US diplomats to undergo COVID-19 anal swabs, following American media reports that State Department personnel had complained of being subjected to the intrusive test.
But Beijing rebuffed reports from Vice and Washington Post - citing US officials - that State Department employees in China had been given the test "in error", despite diplomats being exempt from the procedure.
"China has never requested US diplomatic personnel in China to undergo anal swabs," foreign ministry spokesman Zhao Lijian said at a regular press briefing Thursday.
(Excerpt) Read more at channelnewsasia.com ...
How bout anal probes? I bet a lot of Byedone people would cooperate.
At least half of DoS would love it. The actual complaint is that it’s just a swab and not a big probe. The bigger, the better! What do you think those Embassy rainbow flags represent?
I think all congressional officials should be anal swabbed weekly.
China loves to play with us and get the US public wrapped up in stupid stuff so we ignore what’s serious......they know we take the bait so easily!
Folks, Trump is probably enjoying his “vacation.”
Eventually the insane asylum will beg to have him come back
Go ahead. It might do them some good. They might even like it.
Twice Daily. You can never be too sure.
For diplomats, how to say it diplomatically in Chinese.
uī wǒ de pìgu Q tíshì. Qǐng!
推我的屁股Q提示。 请!
“Shove a Q Tip up my a$$. Please!”
Talk about kowtowing...
And the swab looked like a tool for cleaning the barrel on a tank!
our diplomats probably ran to get in line for an anal swab.
They are already doing it to our economy so why no our diplomats. I don’t like those cars anyway.
Wow - you have to really read between the lines in that article.
“China denies giving US ambassadors anal probes”
blah blah blah, blather blather blather, buried paragraph...
“China said that those US ambassadors who got anal probes weren’t required to take them and got them in error”
Ok - this is hypocritically STUPID on the part of the “I BeLiEvE iN ScIeNcE” Democrats (of which the ambassadors are)
From all the studies I’ve seen on the anal tests - they ARE more accurate. (Doesn’t mean I want one - just sayin’ the ScIeNcE iS ReAl)
Democrats demand that COVID be taken Seriously and the science is real and don’t forget to wear 3.5 masks this week (though you’re encouraged to wear more flair) but its insulting to take an anal probe that’s more accurate? It’s a political assault?
Huh...
China loves to play with us and get the US public wrapped up in stupid stuff so we ignore what’s serious......they know we take the bait so easily!
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It’s easy with China controlling the major news outlets.
That anal swab feels awful thick. Hey! What are are you doing back there? And shouldn’t you only need to insert it once?
Eventually the insane asylum will beg to have him come back.
He is destroying the Democrats - simply by not talking. Without his Tweets dominating the headlines, they have to spend far more time explaining their own actions and policies than they want to.
(Before he inserts the swab in the person's mouth, he pauses, looks confusedly down at the swab lying on the table, and doubtfully looks at the swab in his hand. He quickly puts the swab in his hand down on the table and picks up the one resting on the table and eyes it closely. Then holds it out in front of him cheerfully)
"Uhh......okay! Good, I think we can proceed..."
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