For diplomats, how to say it diplomatically in Chinese.
uī wǒ de pìgu Q tíshì. Qǐng!
推我的屁股Q提示。 请!
“Shove a Q Tip up my a$$. Please!”
Skipping the rest, its nice (and could be handy) knowing how to say “Please” in Chinese. ;-)
Does Qǐng? (with raised inflection at end) serve as a question and Qǐng! more like a demand?