[rlmorel]

"Okay. Almost done here with the anal swab, and to get better accuracy, we use a throat swab AND an anal swab. Now I have to do the throat swab. Say 'Ahhhh'..."

(Before he inserts the swab in the person's mouth, he pauses, looks confusedly down at the swab lying on the table, and doubtfully looks at the swab in his hand. He quickly puts the swab in his hand down on the table and picks up the one resting on the table and eyes it closely. Then holds it out in front of him cheerfully)

"Uhh......okay! Good, I think we can proceed..."

[a fool in paradise]

Shades of idiocracy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmUVo0xVAqE