[dynachrome]

Step right up! Mare Pete is first in line.

[Deaf Smith]

Drop yore drawers.

Assume the position.

[SkiKnee]

We’ll be taking it up the arse from CCP in more ways than one!

[PROCON]

So does this mean Covid can be spread by farting?

[july4thfreedomfoundation]

Mayor Pete, the new Secretary of Transportation, will offer to administer the swabs to young male air line pilots.

[jdsteel]

Aaah...sooooo....

[bramps]

A lot of people are walking out after the test without paying because the doctor said there was no feces.

[Hatteras]

It’s like a couple of teenagers sitting in front of the computer saying, “Hey, let’s see if we can get everyone to wear TWO masks...”

“Yeah, yeah... hey Beavis, wait... better idea. Let’s see if we can get them to stick swabs up their butts!”

[changeitback440]

gives new meaning to “swabbing the poop deck”

[moovova]

From what I understand, they push the nasal swab so far into your nose they could very well be swabbing your anus.

[for-q-clinton]

Feels better than shoving something 3 inches up my nose I bet. LOL!

[blueunicorn6]

“Acid swabs”?

For your behinder?

What will the Chinese give us next?

Flame thrower headache medicine?

[ThunderSleeps]

I know Jim recently admonished us to clean up our act some. (BTW thank you for the reminder JR)... But I just have to say “Oh h**l no!” I’m not signing up for this.

[for-q-clinton]

So my meme was right!

[RoseofTexas]

And here I was thinking it was spread by droplets from coughing or sneezing and all along it was the use of public bathrooms for a dump...we’re doomed! LOL !😂

[SimpleJack]

[cquiggy]

Pete Buttigieg has already asked Joe Biden if he can withdraw his nomination for transportation secretary. He wants to use his skills to Head up the Anal testing division of the Department of health and human services. He says he could really lick the problem, further he stated that this work could get him standing at attention and that he’d like to wrap his head around the possibilities. He say he’s willing to dive in head first at a moments notice. He says he wont come up for air until he gets to the bottom and devours the root of the problem. Joe says together they can sniff out the problem.

[Archie Bunker on steroids]

What is the difference between a mouth swab and an anal swab??????

The taste

[chajin]

Their medical budget must be in arrears.

[bitt]

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[Pearls Before Swine]

Paging Mike Rowe, the Dirty Jobs guy.