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No Thanks, I’ll Be Skipping the Inauguration (Ditto Here Too!!!)
Townhall.com ^ | January 18, 2021 | Kurt Schlichter

Posted on 01/18/2021 3:07:38 AM PST by Kaslin

Hey, you guys have fun at the festival of Establishment onanism that will be the purported inauguration of that desiccated old weirdo, President Asterisk. Despite the questionable election process and slobbering media cheerleadin', they still barely managed to drag that tiresome zombie and the Presidentrix-To-Be over the finish line. I’m not celebratin’ nothin’.

The best part of Dementiafest 2021 is that it will be a sullen, sad affair installing the manifestly senile old pervert at the head of the ricketiest administration in memory while surrounded by at least two divisions of soldiers lest a gigantic army of dudes in Viking drag decide to show up. The bored troopers of the various National Guards of blue states, whose governors are making a huge show of sending their warriors out for the photo op because of the perilous peril of Fake Insurrection II, will be practically the only audience. I can only imagine what will be going through their heads as they stand there, under orders to feign attention to the rambling windbag up on the dais who is going on and on about the need for unity and the perfidy of those knuckle-dragging, gun-loving Jesus people of racism who must be completely excluded and disenfranchised because their interests conflict with those of the ruling caste.

I’m sure the Fredocon contingent will politely applaud the peaceful stealing of power, gently slapping their soft, girlish hands together before returning to their offices, loosening their bow ties, and pouring themselves a nice cup of chamomile tea as they prepare to crank out another barely noticed blog post on why True Conservatism™ totally requires that we all support the leftists in silencing the speech of the competitors of Conservative, Inc.

Have they ever demanded that a liberal be, to use the current term, deplatformed? Nah, these lapdogs would never bite the hand that feeds them scraps. We all stopped writing checks when they stopped pretending to fight for conservatism, but no worries. The Silicon Valley overlords stepped in to help, offering a Faustian bargain, which the hacks eagerly accepted. And the libs got their 30 pieces of silver’s worth.

The best part, the most delicious irony, is how back when the Wormtongue contingent was grifting us for all those years, one of their go-to pivots for dunning donors was an endless series of pleas to help fight the battle against those mean old libs at Gumbo State who were shutting down conservative speech on campus. Send money now to fight the fight! Many a lido deck panel pontificated on the threat of censorship before everyone adjourned to enjoy a refreshing Zima and vie for the attention of the fussy likes of Jay Nordlinger as he made a pass through the throngs of assembled suckers. Ahoy!

The Establishment converted Washington, DC, into a fortress guarded by troops strewn about on cold marble floors because that looked more compelling than showing them in cots and sleeping bags on sleeping mats that every one of them was issued. This is supposed to send a message of strength and resolution in response to a small riot that would barely have made the papers last summer but is now three of the four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because it happened at the Establishment’s house instead of at Sen. Josh Hawley’s house, or your house. When it was your business on fire, it was a mostly peaceful protest, and you needed to get over it. When it happened to the people who let last summer fester, well, then it was an insurrection/coup/sedition for totally real. Hence, they summoned more soldiers to Washington to make sure a ceremony that nobody but the elite cares about goes off A-OK. Just think of what those soldiers could do stopping the bloodshed in Chicago, where the average Friday night sees exponentially more carnage than what those goofs – who seem to include some leftists – committed on Capitol Hill.

First on the Senate agenda will not be the Biden* program but the continuing effort to keep Trump in the news. The impeachment that moved faster than Brian Stelter, who is a potato, toward a chocolate doughnut will land with a thud in the Senate and then die there. I doubt there will even be a trial, not just because you can’t impeach someone who is no longer in the job you are impeaching him from but because a trial allows a discussion of contrary evidence, and the narrative can’t take that. We’ve already seen that some of the invaders were anti-Trump leftists. They are also backpedaling on the “Hang Pence” stuff. Now, we’re also seeing that the FBI knew of the planning long before. This is all kind of hard to square with the Official Truth™ that the bad Orange Man incited the riot by observing to his audience on the Mall that they would soon be “marching over to the Capitol building to peacefully and patriotically make your voices heard," when the rioters planned to riot already. The flex is, of course, to argue that Trump pointing out the manifest flaws of the manifestly flawed election was itself incitement. It’s not really necessary to make a slippery slope argument about how this has the effect of criminalizing all dissenting speech when the point of the exercise is to ski down that slippery slope.

Have they ever demanded that a liberal be, to use the current term, deplatformed? Nah, these lapdogs would never bite the hand that feeds them scraps. We all stopped writing checks when they stopped pretending to fight for conservatism, but no worries. The Silicon Valley overlords stepped in to help, offering a Faustian bargain, which the hacks eagerly accepted. And the libs got their 30 pieces of silver’s worth.

The best part, the most delicious irony, is how back when the Wormtongue contingent was grifting us for all those years, one of their go-to pivots for dunning donors was an endless series of pleas to help fight the battle against those mean old libs at Gumbo State who were shutting down conservative speech on campus. Send money now to fight the fight! Many a lido deck panel pontificated on the threat of censorship before everyone adjourned to enjoy a refreshing Zima and vie for the attention of the fussy likes of Jay Nordlinger as he made a pass through the throngs of assembled suckers. Ahoy!

The Establishment converted Washington, DC, into a fortress guarded by troops strewn about on cold marble floors because that looked more compelling than showing them in cots and sleeping bags on sleeping mats that every one of them was issued. This is supposed to send a message of strength and resolution in response to a small riot that would barely have made the papers last summer but is now three of the four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because it happened at the Establishment’s house instead of at Sen. Josh Hawley’s house, or your house. When it was your business on fire, it was a mostly peaceful protest, and you needed to get over it. When it happened to the people who let last summer fester, well, then it was an insurrection/coup/sedition for totally real. Hence, they summoned more soldiers to Washington to make sure a ceremony that nobody but the elite cares about goes off A-OK. Just think of what those soldiers could do stopping the bloodshed in Chicago, where the average Friday night sees exponentially more carnage than what those goofs – who seem to include some leftists – committed on Capitol Hill.

First on the Senate agenda will not be the Biden* program but the continuing effort to keep Trump in the news. The impeachment that moved faster than Brian Stelter, who is a potato, toward a chocolate doughnut will land with a thud in the Senate and then die there. I doubt there will even be a trial, not just because you can’t impeach someone who is no longer in the job you are impeaching him from but because a trial allows a discussion of contrary evidence, and the narrative can’t take that. We’ve already seen that some of the invaders were anti-Trump leftists. They are also backpedaling on the “Hang Pence” stuff. Now, we’re also seeing that the FBI knew of the planning long before. This is all kind of hard to square with the Official Truth™ that the bad Orange Man incited the riot by observing to his audience on the Mall that they would soon be “marching over to the Capitol building to peacefully and patriotically make your voices heard," when the rioters planned to riot already. The flex is, of course, to argue that Trump pointing out the manifest flaws of the manifestly flawed election was itself incitement. It’s not really necessary to make a slippery slope argument about how this has the effect of criminalizing all dissenting speech when the point of the exercise is to ski down that slippery slope.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: 2020preselection; inauguration; joebiden
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To: lowbridge

But here we are much closer to inauguration day and Im not seeing anything that tells me Trump will be inaugurated. Im sick and tired of people filling me with what turns out to be false hopes and empty promises. When it looks more and more like Biden will be inaugurated and seated as president.

If you have any concrete evidence to the contrary, just please present it and don’t accuse me of surrendering and so early on.
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Me, either. And I will not be watching a fake inauguration with a pseudopresident without the brain to do his job, but meditating trying to encourage a DC blow down. I hope I see such a thing.

He is NOT my president and Kameltoe is not even close.


61 posted on 01/18/2021 5:44:34 AM PST by Bodega ( )
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To: Kaslin

Read later.


62 posted on 01/18/2021 5:54:25 AM PST by NetAddicted (OwJust looking)
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To: DoodleDawg

Had we elected a real President, I would have taken the day off to be in the crowd. I had to miss the first one due to an out of state work engagement. My son went had made some great memories.

I will do my best to completely ignore President Biden* and the slut he calls VP.


63 posted on 01/18/2021 5:54:45 AM PST by cyclotic (The most dangerous people are the ones that feel the most helpless)
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To: Jaysin
...start over again with a constitution 2.0 that gives real power to the people so we have a real say.

Article V is the way out.

64 posted on 01/18/2021 6:39:43 AM PST by Nateman (Keep Liberty Alive! Article V)
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To: BiglyCommentary

Remember all flags at half mast...………..
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I intend to get my GPS out so that I can know the exact direction that DC is from my flag pole. Then at the exact minute that Bye-Done begins his droning, I’ll stand at attention to the flag with my back turned to DC just like the police in New York did when de Blasio tried to speak to them at a funeral for a slain officer.


65 posted on 01/18/2021 6:43:14 AM PST by hecticskeptic
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To: Kaslin
I'm hoping for a nice celebration of sorts at the Southern Bridge (or what passes for the Southern Bridge these days) as the President of the United States arrives at his home.

ML/NJ

66 posted on 01/18/2021 6:45:54 AM PST by ml/nj
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To: Kaslin

The paranoia has begun at a high level:

Biden inauguration: FBI vetting National Guard troops amid fears of insider attack

https://www.euronews.com/2021/01/18/biden-inauguration-fbi-vetting-national-guard-troops-amid-fears-of-insider-attack


67 posted on 01/18/2021 6:49:04 AM PST by yefragetuwrabrumuy ("All men and women were created by the, you know, you know, the thing." -- Joe Biden 3/3/20)
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To: Captain Walker
Then you will probably appreciate this short video. (Strong language warning!)

ML/NJ

68 posted on 01/18/2021 6:52:09 AM PST by ml/nj
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To: hecticskeptic

Almost perfect. Then to spin around, face DC, and take a whizz.


69 posted on 01/18/2021 6:59:31 AM PST by BiglyCommentary
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To: lowbridge
I'm sick and tired of people filling me with what turns out to be false hopes and empty promises.

There were multiple legal routes for Trump to prevail. They all depended on Republican legislators and/or judges to do the right thing. Sadly, we have learned that we can't depend on Republican legislators and judges to do the right thing.

70 posted on 01/18/2021 7:01:12 AM PST by KevinB (''... and to the Banana Republic for which it stands ...")
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To: Kaslin

President Asterisk? How fitting, (and pardon my French) considering how much said asterisk looks like an asshole!


71 posted on 01/18/2021 9:04:48 AM PST by W. (And now, more beer, and Les Nessman!)
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To: W.
Really??

C'mon; man! He's a saint!!


72 posted on 01/18/2021 9:31:23 AM PST by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: Elsie

Heh, that looks like the ring gear on a car’s flywheel around his head. But I bet he wouldn’t know what that even is. Probably never skinned a knuckle twisting a wrench in his priviledged little world. Heaven forfend he get dirt under one of his manicured prissy little fingernails!


73 posted on 01/18/2021 9:46:22 AM PST by W. (And now, more beer, and Les Nessman!)
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To: Kaslin

The little tagline box below the 5.56mm says it for our household...

5.56mm


74 posted on 01/18/2021 9:51:07 AM PST by M Kehoe (Quid Pro Joe and the Ho ain't my president.)
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To: Kaslin

Wasn’t there a movie ‘Heidi Goes Hawaiian’?

Think I’ll try to watch it. Or the Time Channel. g


75 posted on 01/18/2021 10:18:23 AM PST by Vinnie
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To: Kaslin

I will unfortunately miss the inauguration, as I’m committed to go skiing, play golf, do yardwork, or watch some old-but-great movies. (With the latest forecast info, I’m lucky enough to have options.)


76 posted on 01/18/2021 5:45:07 PM PST by Seaplaner
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To: Kaslin
Hey, you guys have fun at the festival of Establishment onanism that will be the purported inauguration of that desiccated old weirdo, President Asterisk.

Establishment onanism.... exactly.

77 posted on 01/18/2021 6:43:19 PM PST by Rummyfan (In any war between the civilized man and the savage, support the civilized man. Support Israel.d)
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To: Kaslin
DEM Georgia delegation awaiting slow joe speech

DEM Wisconsin supporters making sure their votes count

 DEM Michigan awaiting makeup

DEM Pennsylvania voters resting after Herculean all night voting spasm

 DEM Nevada delegates disorganized as usual

DEM Arizona voter awaiting the DEM military coup parade


78 posted on 01/18/2021 8:05:06 PM PST by Stand Watch Listen
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To: Lurker

“...Ignore them. Better yet mock them. And politely ask JimRob to flush them off of FreeRepulic for being the kooks they are. They can go post their swill with Michael Rivero”

Do you work for Twitter? Facebook? Amazon? Maybe Youtube?
If not you should. Your post fits nicely with their “beliefs”.


79 posted on 01/19/2021 4:11:08 AM PST by GMThrust
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To: GMThrust

I’m a rational human being with fully functional logic circuits in my head.

I’ll say it again:

ANYONE still spreading that Q bull**** is either delusional or complicit in the con.

Which one are you?

L


80 posted on 01/19/2021 5:37:33 AM PST by Lurker (Peaceful coexistence with the Left is not possible. Stop pretending that it is. )
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