I fart in your direction
1 posted on
01/01/2021 9:35:35 PM PST by
xp38
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To: xp38
2 posted on
01/01/2021 9:38:25 PM PST by
DoughtyOne
(Buzzards circling over six states. Leftists looking more like dead game every day.)
To: xp38
Ooh....how about a full-auto machine gun sound?
That’d clear people outta the way.....
3 posted on
01/01/2021 9:42:23 PM PST by
hoagy62
(DTCM&OTTH)
To: xp38
I want one.
A duck quack will get other drivers to look up from their phones, but it will not trigger road rage.
4 posted on
01/01/2021 9:42:24 PM PST by
UnwashedPeasant
(Trump is solving the world's problems only to distract us from Russia.)
To: xp38
That used to be illegal here in California.
5 posted on
01/01/2021 9:42:47 PM PST by
Kevmo
(I'm in a slow motion Red Dawn reality TV show. The tree of liberty is thirsty.)
To: xp38
Well, I read years ago that Priaps drivers like to smell their own farts.
So, the oversized electric golf kart crowd would sure to be the same...................
Pious and holier than we deplorables.
6 posted on
01/01/2021 9:43:47 PM PST by
doorgunner69
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading - T Jefferson)
To: xp38
My daughter and I were in a local park’s parking lot a few days ago headed to the trail when I heard this really strange and bizarre sounding vehicle coming up behind us. It sounded like a high performance engine, highly muffled and muddy sounding with a lawnmower overtone. Turned out to be an electric car moving slowly with the added noise coming from a loudspeaker to alert pedestrians. I’ve read that some car makers are doing that, but it was the first time I’ve heard one.
7 posted on
01/01/2021 9:44:02 PM PST by
ProtectOurFreedom
("Inside Every Progressive Is A Totalitarian Screaming To Get Out" -- David Horowitz)
To: xp38
LOL, what is WRONG with that man!
8 posted on
01/01/2021 9:44:36 PM PST by
rlmorel
("I’d rather enjoy a risky freedom than a safe servitude." Robby Dinero, USMC Veteran, Gym Owner)
To: xp38
Just what I need, a horn I can program to make farm yard animal sounds and other obnoxious noises. So the hipster sees an obese woman or cop, he can play pig sounds. This should be a hit in places like Mexico.
10 posted on
01/01/2021 9:48:19 PM PST by
dragnet2
(Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
To: xp38
11 posted on
01/01/2021 9:48:44 PM PST by
umgud
To: xp38
How bout sounds of an Uzi going off.
12 posted on
01/01/2021 9:50:31 PM PST by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: xp38
I’d want a range of fart sounds, not just a boring one
17 posted on
01/01/2021 9:56:14 PM PST by
bigbob
(Trust Trump. Trust the Plan. )
To: xp38
My brother put a “horn” in our family sedan, a ‘52 Chevy, that sounded like a cow mooing
18 posted on
01/01/2021 9:56:41 PM PST by
ryderann
To: xp38
Goat, La Cucaracha?
Who are they really trying to appeal to?
19 posted on
01/01/2021 9:59:50 PM PST by
dragnet2
(Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
To: xp38
TESLA- the Eric Swalwell Edition
21 posted on
01/01/2021 10:05:58 PM PST by
Bob434
To: xp38
How about a dixie horn like the dukes of Hazzard ?
... but Tesla target market are wokeness signalling assh@les so I guess not.
30 posted on
01/01/2021 10:59:59 PM PST by
Reverend Wright
(Biden is like Robert Mueller: a senile frontman for radical left interests)
To: xp38
I want horns that sound like a machine gun going off.
31 posted on
01/01/2021 11:00:33 PM PST by
2CAVTrooper
(Merry Crisis, and a Happy New Fear)
To: xp38
You know you’re successful when you have a Tesla that barks and farts.
32 posted on
01/01/2021 11:02:50 PM PST by
dragnet2
(Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
To: xp38
.... Got mine to Mooooo ... Like a Cow ..... In a Horsie Neighorhood it had some folks confused LOL
35 posted on
01/01/2021 11:08:59 PM PST by
R_Kangel
("A nation of sheep will beget a nation ruled by wolves")
To: xp38
36 posted on
01/01/2021 11:14:44 PM PST by
JaguarXKE
(Liberalism is a cancer on our nation.)
To: xp38
I want one that sounds like a woman having a screaming orgasm.
37 posted on
01/01/2021 11:21:43 PM PST by
Nachoman
(Following victory, its best to reload.)
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