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1 posted on 01/01/2021 9:35:35 PM PST by xp38
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Wonderful... /s


2 posted on 01/01/2021 9:38:25 PM PST by DoughtyOne (Buzzards circling over six states. Leftists looking more like dead game every day.)
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Ooh....how about a full-auto machine gun sound?

That’d clear people outta the way.....


3 posted on 01/01/2021 9:42:23 PM PST by hoagy62 (DTCM&OTTH)
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I want one.

A duck quack will get other drivers to look up from their phones, but it will not trigger road rage.


4 posted on 01/01/2021 9:42:24 PM PST by UnwashedPeasant (Trump is solving the world's problems only to distract us from Russia.)
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That used to be illegal here in California.


5 posted on 01/01/2021 9:42:47 PM PST by Kevmo (I'm in a slow motion Red Dawn reality TV show. The tree of liberty is thirsty.)
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Well, I read years ago that Priaps drivers like to smell their own farts.

So, the oversized electric golf kart crowd would sure to be the same...................

Pious and holier than we deplorables.


6 posted on 01/01/2021 9:43:47 PM PST by doorgunner69 (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading - T Jefferson)
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My daughter and I were in a local park’s parking lot a few days ago headed to the trail when I heard this really strange and bizarre sounding vehicle coming up behind us. It sounded like a high performance engine, highly muffled and muddy sounding with a lawnmower overtone. Turned out to be an electric car moving slowly with the added noise coming from a loudspeaker to alert pedestrians. I’ve read that some car makers are doing that, but it was the first time I’ve heard one.


7 posted on 01/01/2021 9:44:02 PM PST by ProtectOurFreedom ("Inside Every Progressive Is A Totalitarian Screaming To Get Out" -- David Horowitz)
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LOL, what is WRONG with that man!


8 posted on 01/01/2021 9:44:36 PM PST by rlmorel ("I’d rather enjoy a risky freedom than a safe servitude." Robby Dinero, USMC Veteran, Gym Owner)
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Just what I need, a horn I can program to make farm yard animal sounds and other obnoxious noises. So the hipster sees an obese woman or cop, he can play pig sounds. This should be a hit in places like Mexico.


10 posted on 01/01/2021 9:48:19 PM PST by dragnet2 (Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
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Do farts have lumps?


11 posted on 01/01/2021 9:48:44 PM PST by umgud
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How bout sounds of an Uzi going off.


12 posted on 01/01/2021 9:50:31 PM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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I’d want a range of fart sounds, not just a boring one


17 posted on 01/01/2021 9:56:14 PM PST by bigbob (Trust Trump. Trust the Plan. )
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My brother put a “horn” in our family sedan, a ‘52 Chevy, that sounded like a cow mooing


18 posted on 01/01/2021 9:56:41 PM PST by ryderann
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Goat, La Cucaracha?

Who are they really trying to appeal to?


19 posted on 01/01/2021 9:59:50 PM PST by dragnet2 (Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
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TESLA- the Eric Swalwell Edition


21 posted on 01/01/2021 10:05:58 PM PST by Bob434
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How about a dixie horn like the dukes of Hazzard ?

... but Tesla target market are wokeness signalling assh@les so I guess not.


30 posted on 01/01/2021 10:59:59 PM PST by Reverend Wright (Biden is like Robert Mueller: a senile frontman for radical left interests)
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I want horns that sound like a machine gun going off.


31 posted on 01/01/2021 11:00:33 PM PST by 2CAVTrooper (Merry Crisis, and a Happy New Fear)
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You know you’re successful when you have a Tesla that barks and farts.


32 posted on 01/01/2021 11:02:50 PM PST by dragnet2 (Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
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.... Got mine to Mooooo ... Like a Cow ..... In a Horsie Neighorhood it had some folks confused LOL


35 posted on 01/01/2021 11:08:59 PM PST by R_Kangel ("A nation of sheep will beget a nation ruled by wolves")
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Eric Swalwell’s car?


36 posted on 01/01/2021 11:14:44 PM PST by JaguarXKE (Liberalism is a cancer on our nation.)
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I want one that sounds like a woman having a screaming orgasm.


37 posted on 01/01/2021 11:21:43 PM PST by Nachoman (Following victory, its best to reload.)
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