Posted on 12/31/2020 3:36:09 AM PST by Kaslin
There’s no hoarier cliché than to submit a column full of the predictions as your last column of the year, and since I like my clichés hoary, here’s a column full of my 2021 predictions as my last column of the year.
I predict pain.
Here are the specifics.
10. No Krakens. Sorry.
Let’s get this out-of-the-way. I predict President Asterisk will be inaugurated in January despite the massive cheating and incompetence that stole the election from the American people. Yeah, I know it’s not fair or right, but that’s my assessment of what will happen, and if you want smoke blown up your Swalwell, keep walking. While it is 2020, and it is Trump, and therefore anything can happen, I still think it is highly unlikely that any kind of constitutional maneuver or even the most meritorious court challenge is going to validate Donald Trump’s victory in the last election, even though it’s painfully clear that he did win and was only deprived of the victory by a combination of incompetence, scams and outright fraud. And I predict many Americans will refuse to accept this ancient pervert as their president. I know I will never name him without adding an *. I also know I’m not going to rest until the left pays. How about you?
9. Durham Will Do Nothing
Santa Claus. The Easter Bunny. Durham the Avenger.
Nothing will happen to the real crooks. Nada. Zip. Zilch. What investigations the Asterisk Administration doesn’t order shut down will be closed out without action in the name of “preserving our institutions.” You might think justice and accountability are the best institutional preservatives, but that’s your wacky non-swamp thinking at work. The real answer is to cover it up and blame you for caring. What this will do is make us hate them even more for their corruption, incompetence, and arrogance, if that’s possible. Good. Just remember what Johnny Lydon (née Rotten) sang – anger is an energy. Use it.
8. COVID Will Continue Until We Revolt
Have you noticed that Establishment seems to love this pandemic? And why not? They get to boss the proles around and it sure doesn’t interfere with their pampered lives. They’re doing fine working from their penthouses. They’re still noshing at the French Laundry while the rest of us – at least in the unfree blue states – are trying to survive their idiotic lockdowns. Eventually, maybe, Americans will find their spine and we’ll know it when the first healthy 25-year old doofus without a comorbidity is pulled from his Prius for wearing a mask while alone in his jalopy and is tarred and feathered.
7. Trump Will Leave Twitter
Never underestimate the willingness of a liberal organization to prioritize wokeness over success. Once President Trump leaves office, the countdown is on to cancel him. But they waited too long. Now there are alternative venues to Twitter, like Parler and Clouthub, and when he makes the move, the tsunami will follow.
6. There Will Be A SCOTUS Nomination
One of the libs will leave, probably by choice. No, it won’t be Roberts. He loves his sinecure and he’ll have to be carried out at 93. President Asterisk will nominate some pinko and the fun will begin. Hardest hit: Merrick Garland, who is too conservative for Democrats of 2021, being only a lib and not an outright leftist, will get dissed and dismissed yet again.
5. Woke Won’t Work
Slowly but surely, I think people are getting tired of Woke. None of us signed up to be ruled by a bunch of lachrymose sophomores who burst into tears because we insist they use the right toilet. Even liberals are getting sick of constantly having to navigate a minefield of microaggressions – it’s tiresome to always be worried that someone is going to freak out by your perfectly reasonable behavior. Look for a major star of some sort who is too big to cancel to simply refuse to play along anymore, and that may open the door to others. The SJW emperor truly has no clothes, and the second someone points and laughs at his/her/their shriveled junk, the entire country will join in the well-deserved mockery.
4. The Murder Turtle Will Be Even More Of A Hero Than Dick “The Savior of Saigon” Blumenthal
He’s frustrating, sure, but Cocaine Mitch is the most skillful knife fighter/Senate Majority Leader in American history, and whether or not we win in Georgia next week (I think we will, but not enough to put money on it – just don’t be an idiot and refuse to vote if you dwell in the Peach State), he will be our bulwark against the Democrat onslaught. And by “bulwark,” I refer to a strong, implacable defensive fortification, and not that lame blog written by sexually inadequate sissies that is hoping that the end result of 2020’s election is that they can once again round up suckers to pay good money to take their insipid Conservative Inc. cruises.
3. Ghislaine Maxwell Will Not Kill Herself
Let me put it this way – with what she knows about the carnival of perversions that is our garbage elite, the most bummed guy in the world is her life insurance underwriter.
2. Trump Will Be A Kingmaker
I have many sources who supply me intriguing info and tidbits of intelligence, and the word on the street about Donald Trump running in 2024 is mixed. I think he will forego it – though I could be very wrong. But that’s for another year’s hack cliché column. This is about 2021, and what’s definitely on the agenda for the POTUS of Our Hearts is some hardcore kingmaking. He will bestow his blessing upon those who demonstrate a willingness to fight the power, and he will belittle the weak and spineless. I could not be happier to having him out there injecting some Vitamin T into the flabby posterior of the GOP.
1. Grandpa Badfinger Will Not Be President Next New Year’s Eve
No one knows how this desiccated old weirdo will vacate the Oval Office this year, but he surely will. It might be the 25th Amendment. He might wander off while chasing a squirrel. Maybe he’ll make the mistake of digging into that plate of brownies Kamala sends up to the Lincoln Bedroom. One way or another, adios. Tick tock, the countdown has already started to Bye Bye Biden*. This old clown is a mess, and he’s getting messier, and his manifest weakness is going to draw the scavengers. The vultures are circling…
Good riddance.
Dishonorable mentions include my prediction of the epic suck-upening to China, and to Iran, and to every other America-hating nest of scumbags around the globe, as well as our government once again listening to creepy Swedish urchins about the climate hoax, and its inevitable focus on trying to silence and disenfranchise us. But here’s one more prediction…we will win. Maybe not in 2021, but mark my words, the side of freedom and justice cannot lose. Victory is coming. And you can hold me to it.
I agree with all points. Kurt is spot-on.
It has to get real bad before anyone boards the train
2021 should be a great year to make money in stocks. I intend to use the expected volatility to make profits with trading stocks.
Kurt is correct, unfortunately.
Side of justice and freedom has lost more often than won.
Bolshevic revolution in Russia.
Castro taking control of Cuba.
Venezuela.
Iran.
Hong Kong.
Armenia.
Nazi taking control in Germany.
British establishing colonies all over the world. Sun never set on British empire for 150 years.
Rwanda.
Cambodia.
Etc etc etc
We won’t win. 30 million illegals given citizenship will mean we never outvote them. The border will be thrown open and millions more come in every year. Central America is sending their worst. Criminals and the less intelligent.
It’s gonna be 3rd world in short order.
I’m working on a European residency visa right now. Will I do it? Not sure but getting my ducks in a row for sure
There is a good chance that Rule 308 will be invoked if the coup continues.
and all gangstamint funds will no longer go to America, just its enemies..time for America to get nuclear medieval and right to ship on die in the wreck.why wait until those basta=_<> are stronger..
They just demonstrated they don’t need 30 million or even 30 illegals to get citizenship; they just needed 30 million fraudulent ballots.
Love the content of the post. This reply is not directed to you in any way.
Unless we give the 70+ million votes who voted for DJT,
Not the republican party, those individuals down ballot were and still are the clinging remnants of the toilet paper the GOPe has fostered on us for generations...
Example. Blind Freddy’s syphilitic gerbil named Bob would have been elected if it was on the down ballot republican ticket.
The vainity by those thinking they themselves got elected by true voter choice for them alone ( 2% on the ballots may have there are some good ones who constantly backed our President)
Is both astounding and sad.....70+ million people voted Trump.
Always make sure you got antifreeze and cold weather lubrication in your kit for Winter scenarios.
They have no idea what a dark winter means, we no longer vote Republican, we have no rule of law, we have a Socialist takeover by Uniparty consent... the United States as you me tiined ceased to exist the day they stole it.
Don’t ever underestimate the resolve of those who’s backs are against a wall not of our own choosing. The most dangerous enemy is that who have their family to defend and never fight an enemy on their own soil. 70+ million individuals are going to take back their Country.
Swiffer clear.
My prediction is the RATs and their handlers in China will complete the coup. Steal Georgia, again, kill the Filabuster, pack the courts, and nationalize election law so elections are little more than a fiction. Patriots will rebel and it’s going get ugly.
Do you know why there’s such a large gap between these numbers? It’s not because the media are deliberately misrepresenting the illegal population in the U.S. It’s because they know most illegal aliens have no interest in being legal residents here.
This country is now more than $27 trillion in debt. That comes to more than $80,000 for every resident in the U.S. If I was living in this country illegally, the last thing I’d want is a Social Security number.
I disagree with item 4. McConnell is perfectly happy to be part of a permanent minority. He showed his true colors the moment he congratulated Biden and urged congressmen to not contest the vote.
He is more optimistic than I am, I hope he is right and I am wrong. :)
Woke is going to get a lot worse before it gets better. We can’t even imagine where it’s going to go.
It’s filibuster, not filabuster, just saying.
What is Rule 308?
I can’t blame you, but where in Europe is the forecast any better? Poland?
What a way he has with words. “Creepy Swedish urchins “ indeed
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