The Chris Plante Show, Mon-Fri, 9a-12p ET, Nov 30th - Dec 4th, 2020.

WMAL-105.9 FM -- The Cumulus Media Network ^ | 11.30.2020 | Chris Plante

[Carriage Hill]

He's on-the-air, and on-fire. Chris Plante from WMAL in DC, is rated in America's Top 10 Talk Radio Show Hosts. His show is the "prep work" for many other shows. And, unlike the others, he pulls no punches, tells it like it is and doesn't take any BS from liberal, demonKKKrat, leftist, commie, socialist, fascist, marxist and anarchist callers. He's the guy we'd all like to sit down with and have a dbl-cheeseburger and a cold one, while talking about the state of America, and the crazies who are pulling the strings, behind-the-scenes. Get a fresh refill of your favorite coffee, a warm croissant, the Hoppe's Cleaning Kit for one of your favorite firearms, some mags to load, hang your "Trump 2020" sign in the front window, and settle-in for the next 3hrs of incisive, edgy listening fun.

[Carriage Hill]

The Chris Plante Show, Mon-Fri, 9a-12p ET, Nov 30th - Dec 4th, 2020.

Monday, Nov 30th, 2020

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[Carriage Hill]

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[Rummyfan]

Standing by for Chris!

[Carriage Hill]

He should have some funny Thanksgiving Day stories.

[Biggirl]

Good Morning Carriage_hill!

[Carriage Hill]

Good Monday morning, Biggirl.

[Carriage Hill]

The Chris Plante Show, Mon-Fri, 9a-12p ET, Nov 30th - Dec 4th, 2020.

Tuesday, Dec 1st, 2020

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[Carriage Hill]

• • • Latest CHRIS QUOTES (Updated) • • •
★ "The media and democrats are a 'circle-fest' in a tiny phonebooth."
★ "Liberals don't care what you do, as long as it's mandatory."
★ "The media shaves their tongues, and gives the Democrats a tongue-bath every morning, with Log Cabin Syrup."
★ "The DNC-Media performs daily acts of 'journalistic gratification' on all the leftist politicians."
★ "Fake news never sleeps, it never rusts."
★ "If it weren't for double standards, the left would have no standards at all."
★ "Jeff Bezos is the richest man in the world, travels by submarine and spaceship, and lives in a hollowed-out volcano."
★ "It could be a lie; they are lawyers, after all."
★ "They love their colons..."
★ “Their brains aren’t working as designed. They’re brain damaged. They should have scans of some kind.”
★ "The phony, corrupt media's not on the side of America, us Americans, or on the side of the truth."
★ "The FBI is like a Banana Republic, wearing Carmen Miranda hats around the HQ building and speaking in tongues."
★ "The lefty media don't know what words mean. They use words all day long, but they just don't know what they mean. "
★ "The Washington Post: it looks like a newspaper, but it isn't."
★ "Journalism isn't a profession anymore. It's more like prostitution, but without the ethics and professionalism."
★ "They are suffering from newsheimer’s disease.”
★ "'Debbie Was A Man Schnitz' had her make-up tattooed on in 1986, in El Segundo, and sharpens her teeth every night with a metal file."
★ "Hillary is passed out on the kitchen floor by an empty box of New Zealand chardonnay, and wakes-up in a pool of her own dried vomit, with SS Agents standing over her, tsk-ing tsk-ing."
★ "Everyday's an IQ Test, and the Democrats fail it every day."
★ "Wuhan Red Death."
★ "J. Edgar Comey and Penitentiary Face Brennan are corrupt and belong in prison."
★ "Humma Wiener, Hillary, a jar of peanut butter and an old movie on the DVR, for the night."
★ "The left is the third world; everywhere they go, they bring the third world with them. They're a moveable famine; a third world country on wheels."
★ "The media is the casual corruption of the ruling class."
★ "Democrats all go camping together and share sleeping bags."
★ "What is bad for America and you, is good for the Democrats."
★ "Man-oh-Manischewitz!"
★ "Oh my, I'm looking at the clock; I've run out of time again."
★ "My best girl and I ..."
★ "Joe Biden's skinny-dipping again! -- SS Code for COBRA, COBRA, COBRA!"
★ "That's just wack-a-doodle-doo. They're just nuts"
★ "America is now a third-world country, with a first-world economy."
★ "These are not the media we want; these are the media we're stuck with."
★ "There are more people watching a bird fly over Manhattan, than are watching the Fake News CNN."
★ "CNN's Manderson Pooper..."
★ "The corrupt, criminal DNC-media is the propaganda machine that Joseph Goebbels only dreamed of having, and the Democrats have it today."
★ "A violent leftwing mob has been loosed on the streets of America, and the Left is coming for your Rights."
★ "I'll just leave it at that..."
★ "The news media laps it up, like the dogs they are."
★ "'Mostly 'peaceful' protest, isn't; it's violent. It's like 'friendly fire', which isn't. The morning of Dec 7th, 1941 was 'mostly peaceful', until the Japanese showed-up."
★ "President Kennedy's trip to Dallas was 'mostly peaceful', until a Communist opened a 4th floor window."
★ "Joseph Goebbels is spinning on a rotisserie-in-hell, in total awe of the lies, crimes and crazy stuff the Leftist-Commie-socialist-Anarchist-Democrats get away with today."
★ "The media plugs an RJ-11 jack into their necks every night, and get a download from the Democrat Party."
★ "If you want to do away with racism in the US, do away with the Democrat Party. They started the KKK, segregated schools and neighborhoods, drinking fountains, Jim Crow, and much more."
★ "Romping, stomping, big Mama Jama...”
★ "Joe Scarborough, who is married to Mika, the flotation device...”
★ "Wait... can I say that on the radio?"
★ "...on the Morning Joke Show, with the Pigeon Sisters..."
★ "CNN's Brian Seltzer-Water, aka Dim-Witted Wanker, aka Uncle Fester."
★ "Camella Harris’s laugh is infectious, but so is herpes.”
★ "The corrupt media performs 'acts of journalistic gratification' on the DNC, on a daily basis, and buys Chap Stick® by the case."
★ "This is our corrupt new media, under the heavy thumb of a corrupt political party, and I think they wear womens' undergarments, too."
★ "The Left's new, presumptive VP's name is Camella Harris."
★ "The media takes what you said, changes it into what you didn't say, and then attacks you for what you didn't say."
★ "The media covers-up the facts, not uncovers the facts and truth,"
★ "Camella Harris was Willie Brown's mattress."
★ "Then there was Crazy Commie Bernie spitting food from the gaps between his teeth...”
★ "Politics is like fake pro-wrestling, but with real psychotics."
★ "The Portland killer has three new pronouns: were, was and isn’t.”
★ "They're Democrats; they're not our fellow American citizens, or our friends."
★ " More people watch individual intersections in Chicago, than watch CNN's corrupt, filthy, propaganda show."
★ "The inter-agency process is like the "little bus" on the way to school."
★ "We have so much corruption, it's casual now."
★ "The Democrat Party: all their heroes are criminals."
★ "The First Debate? 1/3 said Trump won. 1/3 said Biden won. And 1/3 said they want to leave the country."
★ "Joe Biden's pretty old for 78, but he's still sharp as a stump."
★ "The Democrat Party is a toxin loose and injected into our country's bloodstream."
★ "The media and Democrats, but I repeat myself, are not on our side."
★ "People who consume only the MSM, believe the lie since they hear it over and over. The lie gets repeated on the Internet and is there forever, ready-to-surface whenever the topic is searched."
★ "...just sayin'..."
★ "We’re going to get to that, lickety-split, as Chaz Bono likes to say."
★ "Give a man a coupon, you feed him for a day. Give him a scissors to clip his own coupons, and you feed him for a lifetime."
★ "The corrupt media all have Newsheimers."
★ "The Fourth Estate has become the Fifth Column."
★ "It's a mental illness the Democrats have; just one of many."
★ 'Dana, I'm-out-of-my-depth Millbank, comes from carny stock, has tiny hands, and smells of cabbage."
★ "Democrats are like a conga line, with their heads up their dark-and-remote locations."
★ "Remember Normal."
★ "Not all democrats are socialists, but all socialists are democrats."
★ "It was just a 'fluff job'; bring some Chap Stick and something comfortable for the floor."
★ "What is bad for the American People, is good for the DemoKKKrats."
★ "This election will have an "October Suppress", not an "October Surprise"."
★ "Like stink on Michael Moore."
★ "We don't have journalism anymore; it's politics by other means."

[gov_bean_ counter]

Michelle Obama is a human tow truck!!!

[Carriage Hill]

The Chris Plante Show, Mon-Fri, 9a-12p ET, Nov 30th - Dec 4th, 2020.

Wednesday, Dec 2nd, 2020

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[Freee-dame]

Please remove me from the Chris Plante ping list. I think that he is the very best talk show host but I cannot bear to listen to any talk shows right now. When I do listen I do so on the WMAL website or his podcast anyway. Thanks for letting people know about Chris Plante.

[Carriage Hill]

Done, and we’ll miss you.

[Jamestown1630]

Is Chris live today? We’re listening on Tune-In, and it has seemed to be an older broadcast.

[PLMerite]

Okay, sometime in the last hour they went to a repeat from mid-October. Whatever is wrong with their setup needs to be fixed. The audio dropouts are frustrating.

[Carriage Hill]

It WAS an old podcast they were playing. I just realized it when he started talking about the debates and election. They’ve got some real technical problems at WMAL.

[Jamestown1630]

It seems it’s been periodically cutting out on us for short periods lately, too. I don’t know if that’s our Roku, or at the station.

[Clint N. Suhks]

I hope Chris didn’t have a medical problem or something.

Chris works out of the studio unlike Mark Levin and he had his usual show tonight.

[Carriage Hill]

I had 3 thoughts as to why that happened:

1) Chris had a sudden medical problem, and they switched to a podcast,
2) The new engineer, Victor, screwed-up,
3) Someone’s hacking the station’s sign, since this has been happening intermittently, for many months. Maybe someone doesn’t like his brand of talk radio: direct and to the point.

[Carriage Hill]

The Chris Plante Show, Mon-Fri, 9a-12p ET, Nov 30th - Dec 4th, 2020.

Thursday, Dec 3rd, 2020

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[Carriage Hill]

Here's hoping CP doesn't get "knocked-off the air", like yesterday.