Santa Claus is ‘immune’ to COVID-19, says Dr. Anthony Fauci

nypost ^ | 11/20/2020 | Lia Eustachewich

[ChicagoConservative27]

Santa will be spreading lots of joy — not COVID-19 — when he visits millions of homes this Christmas.

That’s because Kris Kringle is immune to coronavirus, according to the nation’s top infectious disease expert.

“Santa is exempt from this because Santa, of all the good qualities, has a lot of good innate immunity,” Dr. Anthony Fauci told USA Today.

[ChicagoConservative27]

You are insane you troll.

[ScottinVA]

Fauci, STFU.

[lee martell]

Dr. Fauci is on the short list of who will receive a lump of coal in their Xmas stocking this year.

[Red Badger]

So says the Elf on the Shelf...............

[glennaro]

Hopefully that lump of coal will be placed in Fazi’s stocking cap ... with a sledgehammer ... while he’s wearing it.

[fireman15]

Fauci would shoot Santa in the face to wreck Christmas for all the good little girls and boys.

[Jewbacca]

Pretty sure Santa is a super spreader.

Fortunately, he will pass over our house.

(Yes, just joking.)

[Slyfox]

[Rurudyne]

Are minority mythic people more likely to be affected by CV19? Where are the SJWs with this breaking news about white privilege?

[Ebenezer]

Then how do you explain to kids any measures the malls take to keep them at a distance from St. Nick?

[maddog55]

Guess what everyone will be wearing from Thanksgiving to New Years:

[FirstFlaBn]

Santa is obviously a racist. He leaves more crap at rich white folks houses than at those of poor downtrodden minorities.

Colored folks illegally entering a house would be shot by resident - or by racist cops.

More material for the reeducation camps.

[AFB-XYZ]

Someone Super-Glue that fellating little pipsqueak’s yap shut, will you please?

[conservative98]

Fauci's Empty Suit

[jz638]

Look at these fools still believing in immunity...

[null and void]

Over 65, morbidly obese, given his weight, probably hypertensive, his fondness for sugary treats, probably diabetic, his ruddy complexion, probably an alcoholic...

When the New Soviet announces his demise, no one will be surprised.

[dfwgator]

Just don't forget your Santi-Wrap

"Look, he’s so jolly, he’s smart, he knows if you’ve been sleeping – but do you know where he’s been sleeping?"

[Wilhelm Tell]

Maybe they will come out with an updated Santa Claus. Instead of giving gifts, the new Santa will swoop down and have his reindeer crash through store windows as Santa loots the stores.

[null and void]

Someone Super-Glue that fellating little pipsqueak’s yap shut, will you please?

Perhaps someone can introduce him to Miss Staplegun 1993?

[lgjhn23]

Hey, Fauxi...yeah, YOU, you PIAPS-loving, little communist SOB. So are ALL the rest of us immune after having your CCP-colluded BS virus. IF you were smart, you’d get to hell out of the USA while you’re still able..both you and Dominion.