North Korea ‘is training elite dolphins to clear mines and attack enemy frogmen’ in carbon-copy of America’s Navy programme

Daily Mail ^ | 11-13-20 | RACHAEL BUNYAN

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New evidence suggests that North Korea is training dolphins for military use such as clearing mines and attacking enemy frogmen, according to satellite imagery.

The country appears to be training the marine mammals as part of its naval force, experts have said.

Animal pens were spotted at a naval base in Nampo, on the west coast of the country, according to satellite images obtained by the non-profit United States Naval Institute (USNI).

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Save Flipper!

[Wilderness Conservative]

The only thing a Nork will do to a dolphin is eat it.

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Elite dolphins? How did they become “elite?” Did they graduate from Harvard?

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If you flunk the course, you get a trip to the barbecue.

[trublu]

Oh yeah? Well we got sharks with laser beams!

[blueunicorn6]

Flipper don’t like kimchi.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

[Long Jon No Silver]

Courtesy of bent Dick no doubt

[GreenLanternCorps]

We have a countermeasure:

[Quality_Not_Quantity]

I blame Dennis Rodman. Hit him with a Logan Act violation.

[Shark24]

Their biggest problem is trying to teach the dolphins to speak Korean as everyone knows, dolphins native language is english!

[rxh4n1]

Fripper

[wildcard_redneck]

Sorry Kim, we have Jigglypuff lesbians! Tremble in fear.

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So, we’re training landwhales now?

[Secret Agent Man]

Dont laugh

We send both of those over to the norks and their current food supply is finished

[mewzilla]

Dr. Blowhole!

[OrangeHoof]

There ya go! New work for Ryan Fitzpatrick!

[minnesota_bound]

and attacking enemy frogmen

Now where do they get the volunteer frogman to be attacked during the training?

You there, you are now frogman. Get in water!!

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Wonder what’s their porpoise behind this?

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Wonder what’s their porpoise behind this?