Posted on 11/06/2020 8:36:05 PM PST by Hostage
The Michigan attorney general pleaded with residents of the state on Thursday to stop telling her staff to shove Sharpies up their butts.
Attorney General Dana Nessel made the plea in a tweet Thursday after a state judge tossed a lawsuit by the Trump campaign that sought to suspend ballot counting in the state.
“Dear members of the public: Please stop making harassing & threatening calls to my staff,” Nessel wrote.
“They are kind, hardworking public servants just doing their job. Asking them to shove sharpies in uncomfortable places is never appropriate & is a sad commentary on the state of our nation,” she added.
A number of President Trump supporters have bought into a conspiracy theory that ballots filled out with a Sharpie marker wouldn’t be counted because of the ink. The theory is baseless, according to election officials.
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Or Babylon Bee...
If this corrupt election wasn’t so serious and dangerous to our Republic, this would be funny.
She is a traitor to the Republic
Michigan patriots, do what must be done.
Harassing calls about sharpies are nothing compared to what the deep state and Left are pushing us towards
Not just “shove it”...but “shove it up and rotate it sideways!”
Maybe the AG should answer the phone herself...then she’d be the one told to shove a sharpie up her butt. If she doesn’t like sharpies, I have a bunch of other options for her.
She is feeling the heat.
Shove it up their nose as hard as they can.
Please, tell them to use ball point pens
Black
And as they do so, shout “Corona!”
Doesn’t sound like a bad theory in Arizona. Some people went home to check their ballot status and found it cancelled.
They said the poll workers were insisting they use the sharpies.
So yeah, cram it.
More like “Lobotomy!”
;)
They wanted to say worse.
I can’t stand that little weirdo AG.
She got elected during the height of the “me too” movement hysteria.
Both Whitmer and Nessel would fit right in California, Oregon, and Washington politics. Michigan deserves better than this duo.
A lot of people on this site make comments about Civil War and how they’re locked and loaded.... I understand the sentiment..... But if you really want to do more than just talk, than I would think that this lady, and many others like her, such as the PA AG, would be the kind of people you’d want to focus your ire on, in the event that they get away with the steal..... If big city Democrat machines won’t accept voting reforms, then maybe ordinary citizens have to create their own deterrent against cheating
DANG!
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Can’t stop laughing and I was just turning in for the night and now can’t stop laughing. That’s a keeper!
did hte residents tell the AG to shove one up his butt?
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