Russia’s ‘Sausage King’ killed with crossbow while in sauna with woman

New York Post ^ | Nov. 2, 2020 | Yaron Steinbuch

[Larry Lucido]

I know who's linked to this crime.

[Calvin Locke]

In MA about a dozen years ago, a “road-rage” accident had one of the involved retreating to his trunk, and pulling out a crossbow in a pique of murderous aggrievement.

Some MA solons raced to do something about crossbows.

[dainbramaged]

That’s a real knee slapper, too. Yee - haw.

[mabarker1]

A not everyday Headline PING

[Gamecock]

Maybe "Sausage King" is his porno name.

[L.A.Justice]

"a crossbow, eh? Sound like Ernst Blofeld is back in business" In FOR YOUR EYES ONLY, Melina (Carole Bouquet) kills Hector Gonzalez with a crossbow arrow... Gonzalez is a Cuban hitman who killed her parents...

[Chode]

at least he wasn’t killed wi one

[drSteve78]

Can’t make this up.

WITH A CROSSBOW

[Old Yeller]

Is “Sausage King” his porn name? How about “Peter the Great”?

[Old Yeller]

That’s pretty much how I want to go, when it’s my time.

In a sauna with a guy who is the “Sausage King”?

[Honest Nigerian]

The “Meat Magnet”? - that is one HELL of a SUPER-HERO

[familyop]

If you don’t want the U.S.A. to be like that, then vote! Vote!

[Gamecock]

A cross bow has a certain medieval panache!

[heartwood]

There’s a Welsh fairy tale like that, a Samson and Delilah story.

[AFreeBird]

Ha! That was the “first” thing that popped into my head when I saw the title.

[SaveFerris]

I’m Abe Frohman!!

[TalBlack]

Ah, the crossbow, seen a lot in British crime drama. I include spear guns in this.

[DeWalt]

Guess someone doesn’t like how the sausage is made.

[mabarker1]

Broadhead Sausage, it’s not just for Breakfast anymore.

[Squantos]

Investigated a lot of Javelin deaths in my time ............ AMC finally ceased production.