No Rabbits. No Hats. (Larry Schweikart Twitter thread)

Twitter ^ | 10/18/2020 | By Larry Schweikart

[Lazamataz]

1. So consider this: when the DemoKKKrats started planning their strategy--I'm guessing in March or April--they still thought they would lose. They knew Biteme was incompetent, even in the confusion of the China Virus.
   
   
2. They probably thought, "OK, we'll squirrel him away, keep him out of public sight, and let Kampuchea handle the load."
   
   Mistake #1. She was an instant bomb, and was actually worse than Demented Perv Biteme.
   
   
3. At the same time, they thought they could use the Vote By Mail (VBM) scheme to extend voting way past Nov. 3.
   
   While I don't think they seriously believed this, some of them no doubt thought they could drag it past Dec. 13.
   
   I think some lawyers finally did some 'splainin.
   
   
4. So initially (again, I'm guessing April/May) their plan was to VBM the hell out of the system then string it along with the complicity of the Blue Govs.
   
   
5. Enter the GOP and the courts.
   
   
6. This was squashed faster than a Milli Vanilli reunion tour.
   
   
7. Moreover, the wizards of smart in the DNC failed to grasp that if they scare the oldsters to death and have them VBM, they won't have anyone voting on election day.
   
   
8. But wait! It gets even better!
   
   Because they have "pre-voted" (like pre-boarding an airplane. As George Carlin says, how do you "pre-board?"), ALL OF THEIR VOTES ARE TALLIED EARLY. They will be the first ones on the board on election day.
   
   
9. Moreover, people have been watching these come in for months. Nate Cohnhole has been breathlessly watching the numbers rise, failing to understand it's like a 440 meter race with staggered starts. The GOP "lane" is mostly on ED. Yeah, it "looks" like the outside lane is ahead.
   
   
10. Here's my point: THIS IS ALL PUBLIC. ALL DISCUSSED. ALL KNOWN.
    
    The DemoKKKrats have no hats from which to pull rabbits on election day.
    
    
11. This nullifies another of their poorly thought-out strategy of VBM, namely to claim fraud.
    
    
12. Even for their most disingenuous hacks, it will be pretty hard to claim fraud when only 3% of the DemoKKKrat ballots are still outstanding and they are losing by 5%.
    
    
13. It will be a case of, "Even if we say ALL the outstanding ballots are for Biteme, he still loses."
    
    
14. So whatever quidspickel genius in the DNC dreamed up this particular scam, he should be Robespierred.
    
    
15. And, perhaps juciest of all, the very nature of reporting, even by the punkpidgels at CNN, MSNBC, and Faux, will be to report what is HAPPENING.
    
    
16. You know what's going to be happening on election day?
    
    Republicans are going to be voting.
    
    Pretty much ONLY Republicans are going to be voting. Overwhelmingly Republicans are going to be voting.
    
    
17. It will be near impossible for any Hoax News org NOT to report that, no matter how they spin it. The momentum is going to build on election day that the GOP tidal wave has come. "We never expected this!"
    
    
18. It will be made manifest in so many states, in so many races, that it will be impossible NOT to call these states for Trump. (POSTER'S NOTE: I believe Larry is mistaken here. I believe they will call states for Biden, despite the actual numbers. They lie outright these days.)
    
    They can look forlornly at 1/2% outstanding absentee ballots that amount to 5,000 or to Trump's 180,000 lead, or 400,000 lead.
    
    
19. This is so delicious. They not only screwed their candidate with a moronic strategy that makes Minion's "ORCA" look like a good idea, but they screwed their post-election day strategy AND their media election day strategy.
    
    
20. As per 10/11 court cases so far, they have to stop counting no later than Nov. 6. They gave the Rs time to mount court challenges and, equally important,
    
    WHAT HAVE YOU NOT BEEN HEARING ABOUT?
    
    
21. Amy Coney Barrett.
    
    Why? Cuz she is going to be confirmed and they can't stop it, and ANY of these cases that gets to the USSC after Nov. 3 on an expedited basis will get squashed faster than Cubans in Grenada.
    
    
22. I'm telling you, if they thought Cankles' campaign was a cluster you-know-what, the post-mortems on this one will see DemoKKKrat strategists exiled to horror spots . . .
    
    like Macon, Georgia, or Bullhead City, Arizona.
    
    
23. It's a beautiful thing.
    
    

[Lazamataz]

No, the link is valid.

[Lazamataz]

Is a loser’s concession required by law to make a winner official?

No.

They can squall and kick and tantrum like a small child, it makes no difference.

[ClearCase_guy]

But concessions isn’t a requirement, right? It’s just courtesy...?

It is not a requirement.

BTW, I knew a guy in college (not too smart) who believed that it was illegal to put anyone in prison if they had not confessed. I think he had watched too much "Perry Mason" in which someone in the courtroom would always jump up and confess in the last few minutes because of Perry Mason's amazing lawyer skills. So, my friend felt that he was absolutely never going to go to prison for anything -- because he just would never confess.

In point of fact, confessions, like concessions are not required.

[MayflowerMadam]

Well, good then. I believed that to be true, but wasn’t sure.

I want to see the ol’ perv squall, kick and tantrum, and Jill do the same. (Sorry, Jill. No FLOTUS for you!!)

[PGalt]

Larry & Laz MAGAE LLS!

hiLLARYous

[NFHale]

Thanks for posting this, Laz.

[SMARTY]

Kamala is ‘poster girl’ for the ‘More attitude than brains’ approach to career-making.

SHE'S got enough attitude to choke the whole stable. With one tenth as much brains as attitude, she'd be something to worry about.

However, she's just another snarky, loudmouth running around with a chip on her shoulder, the size of Gibraltar!

[HighSierra5]

When a woman’s voice gets to screech level it reminds me of my mom or teacher scolding me. But Kommiela has a snarky condescending turn off voice.

[SMARTY]

Kamala’s voice could curdle urine!

[wally_bert]

A friend of my wife was a criminal defense attorney for a number of years.

He spent a night at our place on his way to somewhere else.

A Perry Mason rerun came on.

All I heard was no, wrong, etc.

[mewzilla]

Cuomo can try that, and that might be why there’s a bleep load of rapid testing suddenly available in parts of Tom Reed’s district in Upstate NY. Depending on when you get tested, you could be quarantined over election day.

In that case Cuomo doesn’t need to close the polls, just quarantine lots of voters in a red House district.

[MayflowerMadam]

“believed that it was illegal to put anyone in prison if they had not confessed.”

That guy was in COLLEGE? LOL!

[PGalt]

Wut...wait...where...

else can you get patriots with multi-patform cred to discuss their works directly over the course of years...without commercial interruption...comments closed...and ATCs (artificial time constraints)?

Free Republic

Thanks, JimRob

Tip the host, patriots.

[drSteve78]

“Kamala’s voice could curdle urine!”

Now THAT is saying something!

[PGalt]

“When a woman’s voice gets to screech level...”

PSYCHOPATH Haley Stevens aka Wailey Screechins has that voice.

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=hailey+stevens+nra&t=osx&iax=images&ia=images

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvxQ2Ufx2aQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMN8h0ahUvA

She wailed in my local gun range. I was not there that particular day. Can you imagine?

[napscoordinator]

I’m wondering about states that have same day registration. They could easily find few hundred or thousand votes by just getting people not registered to vote to push the election their way.

[CincyRichieRich]

My only concern is on ED, the lines will be so long...staffed by dems...will they go slow on purpose and close exactly on time with us hard working conservatives still waiting???

[billyboy15]

“Didn’t Nixon concede to Kennedy, even though he knew there was fraud?”

There was a question of fraud in Illinois but Kennedy won the EC vote by a substantial margin so even if a recount in Illinois gave Nixon that State it would have made no difference.

[billyboy15]

I think if you are on line you will be allowed to vote.

[V K Lee]

Those unable to follow laws are equally incapable of following instructions!