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Florida woman, 19, 'offered a deputy oral sex if he'd give back her confiscated Juul' because she needed it 'for anxiety' after she was arrested for urinating in front of a squad car
Daily Mail ^ | 9/2/2020 | MARLENE LENTHANG FOR DAILYMAIL.COM

Posted on 09/02/2020 4:29:49 PM PDT by packrat35

A 19-year-old Florida woman urinated in front of a police car and offered oral sex to an officer to get her confiscated Juul e-cigarette back, authorities say.

Madison Ann Bryant was charged on Sunday with disorderly intoxication, a misdemeanor and offering a bribe to a public servant, a felony, according to The Smoking Gun.

Sheriff's deputies found Bryant around 2.20am sitting on the median of the US 27 highway in Leesburg, a city 45 miles from Orlando.

Bryant said she exited a nearby truck after getting into a fight with the driver, her boyfriend, about 'their relationship issues.'

Deputies spoke with her boyfriend, 22, who smelled of alcohol and he was arrested for drunk driving.

They had been at a party earlier and left because they were arguing.

(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; US: Florida; Unclassified
KEYWORDS: chat; florida; garbage; localnews; mgtow; pua; redpill; slutwalk; snarlin; snarling
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Of course, its Florida!
1 posted on 09/02/2020 4:29:49 PM PDT by packrat35
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To: packrat35

Bad medicine: too full of creepy-crawlies.


2 posted on 09/02/2020 4:31:06 PM PDT by mywholebodyisaweapon (Thank God for President Trump.)
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To: packrat35

Any day now, the Big Asteroid.


3 posted on 09/02/2020 4:33:10 PM PDT by Travis McGee (EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com)
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To: packrat35

I would vote Not Guilty!


4 posted on 09/02/2020 4:33:15 PM PDT by Veggie Todd (Voltaire: "Religion began when the first scoundrel met the first fool".)
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To: packrat35
Guilty or not? You decide!


5 posted on 09/02/2020 4:33:22 PM PDT by Seruzawa (TANSTAAFL!)
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To: Seruzawa

Buy a brush


6 posted on 09/02/2020 4:35:33 PM PDT by Fledermaus (ONLY A MORON THINKS 6 FEET IS A MAGIC NUMBER!)
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To: packrat35

Probably the first time that didn’t work for her.


7 posted on 09/02/2020 4:35:47 PM PDT by cdcdawg (Biden has dementia.)
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To: Veggie Todd

Not the best way to get meat into your diet./s


8 posted on 09/02/2020 4:35:55 PM PDT by Fungi
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To: packrat35

Jeez, nothing good happens after midnight. And nothing good happens when a girl allows herself to get wasted. I hope this young girl straightens out her life and gets onto a good path.


9 posted on 09/02/2020 4:36:24 PM PDT by House Atreides
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To: packrat35

She is totally messed up. But pretty just the same.


10 posted on 09/02/2020 4:36:27 PM PDT by Revel
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To: Seruzawa

Who-oh here she comes
Watch out boy she’ll chew you up
Who-oh here she comes
She’s a man eater


11 posted on 09/02/2020 4:36:51 PM PDT by avenir
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To: Seruzawa

Bath, shampoo, disinfectant, anti-biotics. She would clean up good I think.


12 posted on 09/02/2020 4:36:53 PM PDT by AndyJackson
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To: packrat35

“You know you’ve reached Rock Bottom when....”


13 posted on 09/02/2020 4:37:58 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: Fledermaus

Buy a brush

A toothbrush.


14 posted on 09/02/2020 4:38:38 PM PDT by sanjuanbob
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To: AndyJackson

Heck. she’d fit in in Hollywood as she is.


15 posted on 09/02/2020 4:39:03 PM PDT by Seruzawa (TANSTAAFL!)
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To: Seruzawa

That’s a hard 19.


16 posted on 09/02/2020 4:39:37 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: dfwgator

In before the meth takes hold.


17 posted on 09/02/2020 4:40:45 PM PDT by Seruzawa (TANSTAAFL!)
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To: AndyJackson

Yes, she would probably clean up nicely, but be sure to have her tested for HIV and such beforehand.


18 posted on 09/02/2020 4:41:04 PM PDT by SauronOfMordor (A Leftist can't enjoy life unless they are controlling, hurting, or destroying others)
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To: Seruzawa

Cute Girl (she would look great after she gets cleaned up), but she looks a lot older than 19.

I guess a steady diet of One Eyed Snakes takes a toll.


19 posted on 09/02/2020 4:41:51 PM PDT by Kickass Conservative (THEY LIVE, and we're the only ones wearing the Sunglasses.)
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To: packrat35

well, its a lot better than having to read more about Pelousy, HilLIARy, AOC or the Minnesota IslamoNazi congresswoman


20 posted on 09/02/2020 4:42:11 PM PDT by faithhopecharity (Politicians are not born, they are excreted. Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
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