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Feel the Exciting Excitement of Kamalamania
Townhall.com ^ | August 17, 2020 | Kurt Schlichter

Posted on 08/17/2020 3:31:31 AM PDT by Kaslin

All across America, little girls of alternatively Tamil and Afro-Caribbean descent, depending on which is most politically useful at the moment, who have been endlessly told by unspecified haters that they can never be nominated to be vice president, were inspired at Kamala Harris' selection by whoever selected her on behalf of Grandpa Badfinger. Yes, if they hook up with a powerful married Democrat man, that initial connection can fuel their rise to power too.

Take that, all you modern-day Bull Connors (Connor was a Democrat, but shhhhhhh)! "I won't cotton to them little girls of alternatively Tamil and Afro-Caribbean descent, depending on which is most politically useful at the moment, thinkin' they can be vice president someday," they drawl as they twirl their mustaches. Well, Kamala showed all the haters. Girls of that oddly specific demographic can be nominated to be vice president, and let's take it one step further – they don't even have to hook up with a powerful married Democrat man and fuel their rise to power via that initial connection to do it! Well, sure Kamala did, and so did the ethnically uninteresting Felonia Milhous von Pantsuit, but those little girls can do it themselves. Well, maybe if they are Republicans.

And speaking of Sarah Palin, it's great to see that it's once again bad to criticize a woman running for vice president.

Now, criticizing Kamala (pronounced "i wil pr?' nouns h?r nam ene wa i dam wel plez") Harris has been officially declared racist and cisgender and sexist, as well as sexist, cisgender, and racist, by The New York Times, all of pinko Twitter, and the Fredocons, so we better not criticize her. Got that? No criticism. You must just sit back and let the tsunami of excitement created by the nomination of this avaricious grasper wash over you.

Can't you feel the excitement? It's exciting! We know, because the media told us that people are thrilled that Gropey J's fickle finger of failure fell upon Kamala. And that she's a "pragmatic moderate." And, again, that no one can criticize her, because if you do, then you are all the horrible -ist and -phobe things that they have already been calling you for years. I'm not sure what they think we have to lose; if you cry wolf long enough, don't be shocked if we shrug when a hirsute Lon Chaney, Jr. shows up doing the mambo to the dulcet tones of Warren Zevon.

Except we cons will say whatever we want about her, including but not limited to providing commentary on her cheesy debut into the world of politics. And pointing out her history is not just mean. Her history is indicative of her pattern of behavior, and when the purported president is one broken hip away from 25th Amendmentville, everything about her matters. The fact is that she has hiked her way along the cursus honorum by being as figuratively accommodating to California tech zillionaires and 'Frisco limo libs as she apparently was literally to Willie Brown. We're told that's not supposed to matter, but it does matter. And we're going to talk about it, whether or not the lib blue checks start literally shaking.

Now, making this obvious point gets labeled "misogyny." It's unclear how you demonstrate hatred for women by observing that a woman got a career kickstart by making a play for another woman's man. Of course, no woman has ever talked bad about another woman for getting ahead thanks to her, um, versatility. Women love ambitious home wreckers and never, ever speak ill of them, according to important and smart elite people who have apparently never met a woman.

Others point out that no one would say this stuff about a man, but no one can identify a man it would apply to. We conservatives do regularly make reference to the satyriasis of Democrat icon John F. Kennedy, if that's any help. Apparently, that's not sexist. And at least we aren't hitting Kamala for having a confirmed kill like Democrat icon Teddy Kennedy, and we won't be as long as Oldfinger's newly hired food taster does his job.

It's odd that we are supposed to ignore bad behavior unique to women in the name of abolishing sexism, yet we are also supposed to celebrate the unique uniqueness of people with cervixes. Grrrrls are powerful and wonderful because they are grrrrls, but if you observe that they can also be bad in ways men generally aren't, well, that's sexism because reasons and shut up.

No wonder this SJW stuff is a punchline. Like all leftism, it clashes with lived experience and requires a conscious capitulation to an agenda over what you see with your own eyes. Some women are hussies. They just are, and all the Helen Reddy anthems in the world are not going to make normal people unknow that. Yet liberals are happy to submit to the giddy joy of denying reality. Rejecting the truth is their offer of solidarity to their pagan deity, a symbol of their commitment to wokeness. As a result, we're now getting people explaining at us with all seriousness that sometimes 2 + 2 = 5, and also that Kamala Harris is a "pragmatic moderate."

That's why conservatives prefer to take people as individuals. But individuals have individual hopes and dreams and priorities, and that does not work for the Left. The Left wants people in boxes, in useful roles, trapped playing a part designated for them by their confluence of genes instead of the content of their character. Kamala Harris was picked because she checked boxes, and the same people who think it was important that her relatives came from Africa, or India, or wherever, think her cervix status is important too. None of it is. Not at all. But what is important is she has a track record of naked ambition and that she is using leftist tyranny as her hobby horse to ride to power. She is a terrible risk to all of us who love freedom, and we're going to say so no matter how many memos the Left circulates announcing that we're not allowed to.

By the way, the first female vice president and president will be Republican. And if you want an exceptional GOP candidate to support for Congress, but live in some Democrat cesspool, try Lauren Boebert in Colorado. Her pro-America, pro-God, and pro-gun agenda has exempted her from the be nice to girls rule that got re-imposed the other day, so she needs you.



TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: camelfaceharris; joebiden; kamala; schlichter
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Kamala said USSC Brett Kavanaugh’s confirmation was a “sham” and “disgrace,” .... “that it denied justice to every survivor of sexual assault.

Then, why the rats in charge of California and Kamal Harris did not and will not fund the DNA testing of thousands of DNA/ID rape kit in California while Kamal was our state AG

“Re Unprocessed DNA/ID rape kits in California while Kamala Harris was the state AG!”

“Kamala Harris protected a lot rapists while serving as California’s AG! By not funding to run those DNA/Rape Id kits

If she had done her job as our state AG, there would not be hundreds if not thousands of DNA/ID rape Kits not processed due to quote lack of funding.

Maybe some females in California and the nation can bring this scandal forward after Kamala conveniently forgot about them.

CA ‘DNA/ID’ backlog under fire Capitol Weekly | Capitol Weekly ...
capitol weekly.net/rape-kit-backlog-under-fire/

Apr 11, 2018 - Thousands of California women who said they were raped gave [permission to use Rape Kit tests on them ... But many of the DNA/ID rape kits were not examined in a timely way, caught in a so called Budget Crunch.

No one knows how many untested DNA/ID rape kits there were/are in California ...

https://www.latimes.com/politics/la-pol-sac-rape-kits-legislation-20170525-story.html
May 26, 2017 - Assembly Bill 41 would require law enforcement agencies to report to the state how many sexual assault DNA/ID kits they collected and have examined ...
The unconscionable backlog of unprocessed rape kits in California ...

https://www.latimes.com/opinion/editorials/la-ed-rape-kits-20180521-story.html
May 21, 2018 - The DNA/ID rape kit backlog is, unfortunately, not a new problem, though ... that the procedure will further the investigation, not just add to a collection of ...

Destroyed: How the trashing of DNA/ID rape kits failed victims and jeopardizes … those victims.

www.cnn.com/interactive/2018/11/investigates/police-destroyed-rapekits/index.html
Nov 29, 2018 - Where police did not redact that information, CNN did, including the full names of ... A CNN investigation into the destruction of DNA/ID rape kits in dozens of agencies ..... of Prosecuting Attorneys and a career California prosecutor.

‘Disturbing’ DNA/ID rape kit investigation prompts action - CNN - CNN.com
https://www.cnn.com/2018/12/05/health/ DNA/ID rape-kits-destroyed-reaction.../index.html

Dec 5, 2018 - A CNN investigation prompts officials to tell police: Do not destroy rape kits.

For someone, who had taken an oath to uphold, support, and defend the Constitution throughout her professional career, 2020 Democratic presidential contender Sen. Kamala Harris tends to, in the words of constitutionalist and talk host Mark Levin, “treat it like a smorgasbord,” picking the parts she likes and ignoring the parts she doesn’t.

Like not funding to process/id maybe thousands of Rape ID Kits in California while serving as the state’s highest ranking law enforcement person, the state’s former AG, Kamala!

Will she be even better as our Vice President?


21 posted on 08/17/2020 6:05:34 AM PDT by Liz
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To: pepsionice

She makes Cory Booker look intelligent.....................


22 posted on 08/17/2020 6:09:34 AM PDT by Red Badger (Jesus said "There is no marriage in Heaven." ... That's why they call it Heaven............)
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To: I want the USA back
Well, there goes the US and People magazine reader's vote...................
23 posted on 08/17/2020 6:10:59 AM PDT by Red Badger (Jesus said "There is no marriage in Heaven." ... That's why they call it Heaven............)
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To: griswold3

Perfect comparison


24 posted on 08/17/2020 6:29:44 AM PDT by FamiliarFace
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To: FamiliarFace

BaRorschach Hussein Obama.


25 posted on 08/17/2020 6:37:15 AM PDT by griswold3 (Democratic Socialism is Slavery by Mob Rule)
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To: Liz

How typical! She didn’t even answer the question that she was asked, and I guess they let a non-answer just go on by.


26 posted on 08/17/2020 6:45:55 AM PDT by FamiliarFace
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To: urbanpovertylawcenter

Is it wise to put a helmet on a vacuum?


27 posted on 08/17/2020 6:52:57 AM PDT by MortMan (Shouldn't "palindrome" read the same forward and backward?)
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To: Liz

It is perfectly acceptable, and even desirable, for Democrats to never be held accountable for anything they do or don’t do in office. The whole lot of them are hypocrites to the highest order, yet they are elected and re-elected.


28 posted on 08/17/2020 6:53:21 AM PDT by FamiliarFace
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To: Kaslin

Not feeling it! (Willie must have worn it out?)


29 posted on 08/17/2020 6:56:11 AM PDT by TruthWillWin
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To: I want the USA back
The idea is to have millions of people voting for her based entirely on her sex/race. Those people don’t care about her policies or ideology. With those people nothing else matters than shallow surface characteristics.

I just got off the phone with my super-liberal girlfriend. Although she dislikes Trump, she says she no longer gives a damn about the gender or race of a candidate. She probably will vote for Biden, but only because she dislikes Trump, and not because she particularly likes Harris.

Maybe it's me, but I sense that the world has moved on since 2016, when Hillary seemed entitled to the presidency because of her gender and she accused female Trump voters of "internalized misogyny."

No one on the right, or with any level maturity, cares about race or gender. But it seems that the Democrats can't let go. Hearing about the people on tonight's convention -- Sanders, Obama, Cortez -- I get the feeling like they're stuck in the past, a past that now seems childish.

30 posted on 08/17/2020 6:38:47 PM PDT by MoochPooch (I'm a compassionate cynic.)
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To: Kaslin
"...so we better not criticize her..."

How doesn't Camel-la benefit from the White Privilege emanating from her White Husband lieyah?

Why don't we ever see him?

31 posted on 08/18/2020 1:34:57 AM PDT by Paladin2
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To: Liz

I read recently that her jo-daddy is a commie economist.

If so, why doesn’t he support her?


32 posted on 08/18/2020 1:39:29 AM PDT by Paladin2
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