Florida flight attendant attacks husband, smashes guitar after discovering tryst

FoxNews ^ | 7/31/2000 | Janine Puhak

[CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC]

Stewardess(29) returns home from cancelled flight to find bartender/fitness-instructor husband(34) in their bed with another woman.

Hubby *ONLY* ends up with one black eye, scratched forehead, bruise on arm, and his acoustic guitar smashed against shelves.

And they arrest *HER*?!?

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A Florida stewardess flew into a fury after walking in on her husband with another woman, wiling the wife to attack her spouse and smash a guitar into a wall.

Nicole Denison allegedly arrived at her Safety Harbor home at 11 p.m. on July 22 to discover her husband having sex with someone else, according to a Pinellas County arrest affidavit. ....

[rktman]

LOL! When Mrs. rktman was traveling I would use it see when I needed to head to the airport.

[cuban leaf]

Clearly not guilty.

[Starboard]

This country and legal system have abandoned all common sense.

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Yep, seems now to be the rule rather than the exception.

[rktman]

Right!?

[monkeyshine]

Bartender, fitness instructor, guitar player... why did he get married?

[Responsibility2nd]

You’re married to a hot stewardess, and you’re boinking someone else?

Ah well.

[KarlInOhio]

Florida flight attendant attacks husband, smashes guitar after discovering tryst

Considering how culture and language has been tortured, is there anyone else pleased to see that women were involved in this story?

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

There’s a song about it;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_diKw9F6t3U

[sauropod]

Yup.

[Dilbert San Diego]

A Florida stewardess flew into a fury

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Stewardess flew into a fury, get it, get it? These news writers spend a lot of time coming up with clever lines don’t they????

[allendale]

If she were to go to jail ( and she won’t) she would be honored, respected and protected by the women convicts. Hopefully she won’t have a conviction that will cost her the job.

[Kickass Conservative]

What’s more surprising is that she is still working with the impact of the Kung Flu.

Then again, my Wife just flew to CA and the Planes were full each way.

I would hope the Husband and his Girlfriend were wearing Face Masks, but Dr. Fauci said it was okay to hook up so I guess not.

[alloysteel]

Obviously, a community social worker/violence prevention specialist should have been sent for immediately to resolve the situation before it came to such a violent interchange.

But who you gonna call? And who makes the call?

[HangnJudge]

Justifiable crime of passion, the prosecutor is an idiot

[EEGator]

So if the same thing happened, but the sexes were reversed, you’d do the same thing?

[G Larry]

Top 3 most loyal spouse careers....

- Bartender

- Fitness Instructor

- Flight Attendant

[fieldmarshaldj]

I’ll console her.

[Red Badger]

Among others..................

[Responsibility2nd]

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I’m terribly afraid to do that. The excerpt was clearly written by a grade school dropout. Any more badly written details would certainly drive me to start drinking early. It’s not even Five O’clock.