Pa. targeted mitigation order FAQs: What counts as a meal at a bar? How it applies to weddings, schools, more

Pennlive ^ | 21 July A.D. 2020 | Greg Pickel

[PA Engineer]

Would be fun for a bar owner to rename their establishment The Apocalypse Cafe. Serve 5 or 6 different civilian MREs on the menu. It doesn't say anything about having to eat them. If the client decides to, give them a heater and a plastic silverware pack. Easy cleanup.

Now watch the contortions when Wolf and TT argue MREs are not meals.

[IrishBrigade]

‘The WANT to shut places down. Makes them feel important, justifies their existence, and eliminates competition.’

crap like this is why I not just want, but need to get out of this blight of a state....

[piroque]

That’ll be a mid-night snack,,,,,mmm mmmm good.....

[IrishBrigade]

‘The technology for vaccinations exists.’

this technology has existed for decades; are you asserting that there is in fact a vaccination that will build antibodies for this specific virus...? I thought that was the entire problem...

‘It’s time to allow people to get vaccinated and get back to normal living.’

I agree; this is the only thing that will shut the panic down...which I am sure will be ready for market right after the election...

[bigbob]

Have loophole, will plug. Have fun, will spoil.

Dare to defy the state, you will be punished.

[PapaBear3625]

Too many rules. Too comfusing. Easier to stay and eat at home.

The Democrat objective is to destroy as many small businesses as possible, as small business owners tend to be Republican.

[PapaBear3625]

however, patrons should not linger at a restaurant after they have finished their meal.

It comes down to the definition of "finished". I can order a beer, a burger, and some fries. I can then eat my burger, but not finish the last of my fries until I feel like leaving.

As long as there is one fry left on my plate, then I am not "finished with my meal".

[maxwellsmart_agent]

Please tell me Governor Wolf, what does buying food in a bar do to prevent Covid 19?

[lightman]

Please tell me Governor Wolf, what does buying food in a bar do to prevent Covid 19?

How does this amazingly intelligent CCP virus know whether I am sitting at a bar or at a table?

How does it know whether I am having a hot dog or nuts?
(Don't ask Dr. Levine--Dickless is clueless)