Posted on 07/13/2020 9:07:13 AM PDT by bkopto
I guess the “Washington Slaves” won’t be among the contenders for the new name.
What about Nissan? Yes I remember when they were Datsun. But I didn’t know that change caused them problems.
“The C in DC stands for Columbus, so you’ve just been cancelled.
Sorry about that, old chap.”
As other have noted Washington has problems too. So “District between Virginia and Maryland” something or others.
I hope they don’t cancel the NFL season because I want the opportunity to give them the big middle finger.
HA! Reminds me of the time some bar owner in Pittsburgh scooped up the internet domain pittsburghpirates.com and tried to hold-up the team for ransom.
Hilarious! Made my day.
Nah, they retracted it.
The Washington Pussy Willows.
I suggest ‘Washington Parasites’. It works on several levels.
“Coonskins” is available...
I'm no fan, but you're spot on with that one.
Washington Snowflakes ?
The NBA might survive, but how many NFL fans want to be constantly accused of racism?
Don’t care. Conservatives who watch professional football are hypocrites. I know that will spark a lot of flaming here, also don’t care.
Call them the DC Tyrants. The logo is a Jackboot standing on a citizen’s neck. With the players wearing uniforms that look like a swat team and the quarter back’s looking like a German SS officer. They can paint the football to look like a teargas canister.
The Washington Monitors with a Komodo dragon as a mascot. That way we could call them the Washington hall monitors. It just works on so many levels.
I recall reading articles at the time that the change had caused a severe slump in sales. I didn’t find the sales figures, but I did find this...
“Come 1984, and with the Datsun brand firmly established across the world, Nissan decided it was about time it marketed its cars under the parent brand’s name plate. Datsun was dropped. But it was a pricey decision. Changing signs at the 1,100 Datsun dealerships cost $30 million. Changing the marketing epithet from “Datsun, We Are Driven!” to “The Name is Nissan” cost $200 million. Then there was another $50 million spent on approved but redundant Datsun adverts. All in, it was a $500m exercise…”
DC Dildos
Every single one of those is good but if I had to pick one it would be the Forked Tongue Pols. The entirety of Washington DC is nothing but a bunch of deceitful liars and thieves. Corruptocrats all.
Washington’s NFL team is retiring the “Redskins” name; new name to be “Little Red Book.”
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