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You can’t go to the beach for July 4th in Miami-Dade but lap dances from a stripper are still allowed
Twitchy ^ | June 30, 2020 | Greg P.

Posted on 06/30/2020 11:56:16 AM PDT by george76

Because of COVID-19, beaches in Miami-Dade County will be closed for the 4th of July weekend:

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But you can still get a lap dance at a strip club:

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For real. Confirmed via an email with Deputy Mayor Jennifer Moon:

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If you want people to stop taking everything the government says on corona seriously, well then, this is a pretty good place to start.

(Excerpt) Read more at twitchy.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections; US: Florida
KEYWORDS: beaches; corona; covid; covid19; florida; miami
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To: EvilCapitalist

Happy Insurrection Day!


21 posted on 06/30/2020 12:15:34 PM PDT by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
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To: cpdiii; Lazamataz

Not even laz would hit it and it is an it!!!


22 posted on 06/30/2020 12:15:51 PM PDT by cpdiii (cane cutter, deckhand, roughneck, geologist, pilot, pharmacist, old man, CONSTITUTION WILL DIE FOR)
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To: Joe 6-pack

What happened to this country? Even if it’s Democrat held areas. Even Democrats would have thought this was completely insane 50 years ago.

help Pat Monahan seems like a religious fanatic right now compared to the current left


23 posted on 06/30/2020 12:16:51 PM PDT by dp0622 (The very future of the Republic is at stake. dems will do ANYTHING to win.)
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To: cpdiii

I could see Laz hitting it... with a Mac Truck.


24 posted on 06/30/2020 12:17:12 PM PDT by EvilCapitalist (Fire Fauci)
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To: george76

So glad to see Florida has its priorities straight!


25 posted on 06/30/2020 12:17:42 PM PDT by faithhopecharity (Politicians are not born, theyÂ’re excreted. Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
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To: The Pack Knight

If I spend $5 on a Playboy magazine, I’m oppressing women that I’ve never even met.

If I spend $50 to hire a prostitute, I am empowering women. Go figure.


26 posted on 06/30/2020 12:20:32 PM PDT by Boogieman
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To: ConservativeDude

Exactly correct. Beaches are very safe.bars and grocery stores not so much. Hookups with unknown persons is high risk but if young not really. Just do not bring it home to ur grandparents. It might kill us.


27 posted on 06/30/2020 12:23:25 PM PDT by cpdiii (cane cutter, deckhand, roughneck, geologist, pilot, pharmacist, old man, CONSTITUTION WILL DIE FOR)
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To: george76

Well hey, a guy’s gotta have priorities.


28 posted on 06/30/2020 12:32:16 PM PDT by OKSooner (Don't buy from China. Don't buy from Microsoft. Don't do Facebook. Tweet only enough to get banned.)
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To: george76

Can’t deny politicians pleasure.


29 posted on 06/30/2020 12:35:58 PM PDT by MrBambaLaMamba ("It's a lie. It's all lies.")
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Boom boom, out go the lights...


30 posted on 06/30/2020 12:46:00 PM PDT by Gene Eric ( Don't be a statist!)
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To: george76

Well that’s something at least.


31 posted on 06/30/2020 12:46:49 PM PDT by Brilliant
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To: george76

Rioters and looters unaffected


32 posted on 06/30/2020 12:48:20 PM PDT by ronnie raygun
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To: george76

priorities.


33 posted on 06/30/2020 12:58:55 PM PDT by ronniesgal (so I wonder what his FR handle is???? and let's get back to living!!!)
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To: ncalburt

I miss the 70’s-80’s when they had no idea what a highway or a beach was here in NE.
The reason why i don’t complain about the high beach parking fees here in MA.
They are cost a lot for a reason...


34 posted on 06/30/2020 1:02:03 PM PDT by mowowie
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To: george76

If forced to choose I’d...


35 posted on 06/30/2020 1:08:57 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative (The Rats Just Can't Get Over The Fact That They Lost A Rigged Election!)
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To: george76

While at the beach if one chants “black lives matter” you should be fine.


36 posted on 06/30/2020 1:10:02 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative (The Rats Just Can't Get Over The Fact That They Lost A Rigged Election!)
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To: ConservativeDude

Don’t forget happiness.


37 posted on 06/30/2020 1:27:21 PM PDT by EEGator
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To: Joe 6-pack

I still can’t get past the fact that my SecHealth is a man that cut his penis off and wears dresses.
I’m going to consult an older DSM.


38 posted on 06/30/2020 1:29:19 PM PDT by EEGator
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To: george76

Sex work is essential work to keep some from going berserk.
Beach visit not so much. /S /S /S


39 posted on 06/30/2020 2:09:20 PM PDT by entropy12 (covid-19 separates the fearful from the freedom loving! If I am not afraid, no one should be.)
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To: george76

College tuition don’t pay itself.....


40 posted on 06/30/2020 2:12:35 PM PDT by Repeat Offender (While the wicked stand confounded, call me with Thy saints surrounded.)
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