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You can’t go to the beach for July 4th in Miami-Dade but lap dances from a stripper are still allowed
Twitchy ^
| June 30, 2020
| Greg P.
Posted on 06/30/2020 11:56:16 AM PDT by george76
Because of COVID-19, beaches in Miami-Dade County will be closed for the 4th of July weekend:
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But you can still get a lap dance at a strip club:
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For real. Confirmed via an email with Deputy Mayor Jennifer Moon:
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If you want people to stop taking everything the government says on corona seriously, well then, this is a pretty good place to start.
(Excerpt) Read more at twitchy.com ...
TOPICS: Culture/Society; Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections; US: Florida
KEYWORDS: beaches; corona; covid; covid19; florida; miami
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To: EvilCapitalist
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posted on
06/30/2020 12:15:34 PM PDT
by
Vendome
(I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
To: cpdiii; Lazamataz
Not even laz would hit it and it is an it!!!
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posted on
06/30/2020 12:15:51 PM PDT
by
cpdiii
(cane cutter, deckhand, roughneck, geologist, pilot, pharmacist, old man, CONSTITUTION WILL DIE FOR)
To: Joe 6-pack
What happened to this country? Even if it’s Democrat held areas. Even Democrats would have thought this was completely insane 50 years ago.
help Pat Monahan seems like a religious fanatic right now compared to the current left
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posted on
06/30/2020 12:16:51 PM PDT
by
dp0622
(The very future of the Republic is at stake. dems will do ANYTHING to win.)
To: cpdiii
I could see Laz hitting it... with a Mac Truck.
To: george76
So glad to see Florida has its priorities straight!
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posted on
06/30/2020 12:17:42 PM PDT
by
faithhopecharity
(Politicians are not born, theyÂ’re excreted. Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
To: The Pack Knight
If I spend $5 on a Playboy magazine, I’m oppressing women that I’ve never even met.
If I spend $50 to hire a prostitute, I am empowering women. Go figure.
To: ConservativeDude
Exactly correct. Beaches are very safe.bars and grocery stores not so much. Hookups with unknown persons is high risk but if young not really. Just do not bring it home to ur grandparents. It might kill us.
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posted on
06/30/2020 12:23:25 PM PDT
by
cpdiii
(cane cutter, deckhand, roughneck, geologist, pilot, pharmacist, old man, CONSTITUTION WILL DIE FOR)
To: george76
Well hey, a guy’s gotta have priorities.
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posted on
06/30/2020 12:32:16 PM PDT
by
OKSooner
(Don't buy from China. Don't buy from Microsoft. Don't do Facebook. Tweet only enough to get banned.)
To: george76
Can’t deny politicians pleasure.
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posted on
06/30/2020 12:35:58 PM PDT
by
MrBambaLaMamba
("It's a lie. It's all lies.")
Boom boom, out go the lights...
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posted on
06/30/2020 12:46:00 PM PDT
by
Gene Eric
( Don't be a statist!)
To: george76
Well thats something at least.
To: george76
Rioters and looters unaffected
To: george76
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posted on
06/30/2020 12:58:55 PM PDT
by
ronniesgal
(so I wonder what his FR handle is???? and let's get back to living!!!)
To: ncalburt
I miss the 70’s-80’s when they had no idea what a highway or a beach was here in NE.
The reason why i don’t complain about the high beach parking fees here in MA.
They are cost a lot for a reason...
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posted on
06/30/2020 1:02:03 PM PDT
by
mowowie
To: george76
If forced to choose I’d...
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posted on
06/30/2020 1:08:57 PM PDT
by
Gay State Conservative
(The Rats Just Can't Get Over The Fact That They Lost A Rigged Election!)
To: george76
While at the beach if one chants “black lives matter” you should be fine.
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posted on
06/30/2020 1:10:02 PM PDT
by
Gay State Conservative
(The Rats Just Can't Get Over The Fact That They Lost A Rigged Election!)
To: ConservativeDude
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posted on
06/30/2020 1:27:21 PM PDT
by
EEGator
To: Joe 6-pack
I still can’t get past the fact that my SecHealth is a man that cut his penis off and wears dresses.
I’m going to consult an older DSM.
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posted on
06/30/2020 1:29:19 PM PDT
by
EEGator
To: george76
Sex work is essential work to keep some from going berserk.
Beach visit not so much. /S /S /S
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posted on
06/30/2020 2:09:20 PM PDT
by
entropy12
(covid-19 separates the fearful from the freedom loving! If I am not afraid, no one should be.)
To: george76
College tuition don’t pay itself.....
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posted on
06/30/2020 2:12:35 PM PDT
by
Repeat Offender
(While the wicked stand confounded, call me with Thy saints surrounded.)
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