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You can’t go to the beach for July 4th in Miami-Dade but lap dances from a stripper are still allowed
Twitchy ^
| June 30, 2020
| Greg P.
Posted on 06/30/2020 11:56:16 AM PDT by george76
Because of COVID-19, beaches in Miami-Dade County will be closed for the 4th of July weekend:
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But you can still get a lap dance at a strip club:
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For real. Confirmed via an email with Deputy Mayor Jennifer Moon:
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If you want people to stop taking everything the government says on corona seriously, well then, this is a pretty good place to start.
(Excerpt) Read more at twitchy.com ...
TOPICS: Culture/Society; Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections; US: Florida
KEYWORDS: beaches; corona; covid; covid19; florida; miami
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posted on
06/30/2020 11:56:16 AM PDT
by
george76
To: george76
beaches are so dangerous....last thing you want is heat, open air/wind, vitamin D, exercise...ie, all the things that kill viruses.
To: george76
Because “sex work” is bizarrely considered some expression of “feminine empowerment.”
To: george76
I will be singing “God Bless America” for the Zoom service at my church on July 5th. Working on July 4th.
To: george76
They closed the beaches on the 4th because it evolves into a Black youth riot every year on MB .
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posted on
06/30/2020 12:02:35 PM PDT
by
ncalburt
(Gop DC Globalists)
To: george76
What if you get a lap dance at the beach????
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posted on
06/30/2020 12:02:44 PM PDT
by
Danut
To: george76
My wife says that’s not true.....
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posted on
06/30/2020 12:03:21 PM PDT
by
G Larry
(There is no merit in compromising with the Devil.)
To: george76
I really didn’t just read that. I’m dreaming or drunk.
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posted on
06/30/2020 12:05:07 PM PDT
by
A Navy Vet
(I'm not Islamophobic - I'm Islamonauseous. Also LGBTQxyz nauseous.)
To: EvilCapitalist
They closed the churches for Easter; they closed the cemeteries for Memorial Day; they’re closing the beaches for Independence Day ... what can they have in mind for Labor Day and Halloween? ... The Democrat/Left has to keep the chronic pain going to the first Tuesday in November, y’know!
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posted on
06/30/2020 12:05:19 PM PDT
by
glennaro
(Prager: “Until it's safe" means "Never")
To: glennaro
Kids will be told not to go trick-or-treating because of corona. You know that’s coming.
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posted on
06/30/2020 12:07:14 PM PDT
by
Stravinsky
(Politeness will not defeat the Marxist revolutionaries)
To: glennaro
I know. I’ve told many people, if Joe Biden wins on November 3rd, the ChiCom virus will disappear the next day.
To: ncalburt
If that’s the case we should just close some cities :-) for good
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posted on
06/30/2020 12:08:19 PM PDT
by
dp0622
(The very future of the Republic is at stake. dems will do ANYTHING to win.)
To: george76
The only catch is that all lap dances will be administered by the Pennsylvania Secretary of Health.
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posted on
06/30/2020 12:09:11 PM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
To: dp0622
To: george76; Lazamataz
Lap dances are essential services and not to not to be restricted
What say u laz my hero and mentor :)
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posted on
06/30/2020 12:09:59 PM PDT
by
cpdiii
(cane cutter, deckhand, roughneck, geologist, pilot, pharmacist, old man, CONSTITUTION WILL DIE FOR)
To: Joe 6-pack
Egads!!! Why did you have to post a pic of that thing? How about some eye bleach?
To: Joe 6-pack
C’mon, I got kids eating food in here!
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posted on
06/30/2020 12:12:28 PM PDT
by
dainbramaged
(That information is classified. Request denied.)
To: george76
Plenty of other beaches in Flroida to go to, with your money!! Tell all the Miami-Dade businesses you went to an out of town beach and spent your money there. If they have a problem with that, tell the mayor...
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posted on
06/30/2020 12:12:29 PM PDT
by
jeffc
(I'm a Patriot, and the media are our enemy)
To: Joe 6-pack; Lazamataz
If he she it is the provider of lap dances I and laz decline
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posted on
06/30/2020 12:13:08 PM PDT
by
cpdiii
(cane cutter, deckhand, roughneck, geologist, pilot, pharmacist, old man, CONSTITUTION WILL DIE FOR)
To: george76
Don’t let anyone tell you lap dances are not essential.
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posted on
06/30/2020 12:13:13 PM PDT
by
depressed in 06
(60 in '20. Now, more than ever! (61, I didn't take into account Mittens.))
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