There Was A Dumpster Fire In CHAZ, So The World's Newest Country Called The Seattle Fire Department

Twitter @Julio_Rosas11 ^ | 14/6/20 | Julio Rosas

[Eleutheria5]

A dumpster fire is a perfect metaphor for our world's newest country, CHAZ. If you haven't heard, there is an "autonomous zone" located in Seattle, Washington on Capitol Hill. They are calling it CHAZ (Capital Hill Autonomous Zone). Here is a great explanation of CHAZ:

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[Eleutheria5]

The parodies cannot keep pace with reality.

[Diogenesis]

chazitians were SO incompetent it blazingly showed:

[alexander_busek]

CHAZ is a dumpster fire.

Regards,

[oldasrocks]

Next they will be asking for Foreign Aid.

[Eleutheria5]

Next thing, the EU and UN will give it!

[FatherofFive]

What if they burn trash to get rid of it? What else are they going to do with it? Build a landfill?

[Eleutheria5]

Give me a needle and thread and some colorful felt, and I could merchandise CHAZ. Of course, to make it profitable, I’d need some third-world workers to exploit.

[Eleutheria5]

Recycle everything! The trash attracts rats and mice, which attract alley cats. Gooood eatin’! In the circle jerk. The circle jerk of CHAZ.

[Candor7]

The parodies cannot keep pace with reality.>>>>>>>>>>>>

Dumpster Lives Matter.

Now CHAZ has to start passing ordinances against street people cooking their food inside of dumpsters.

Dumpster Divers Matter!

[anton]

CHAZ is a dumpster fire. Let it burn.

[dforest]

Chaz Bono would look good on that flag.

[RummyChick]

[RummyChick]

Debbie
@Debbie04990187
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Are the #dems only for the 2nd Amendment and #borders if you live in #chaz.

[WWG1WWA]

Iirc, chaz took over the area Fire Department for their headquarters. The equipment must be there. Too bad no one knew how to use it! Oh the irony of having to call a neighboring fire dept! Oh the Chazenfreude!

[RummyChick]

So now they cant agree on a name

Antifa says they arent changing it because a few BLM dont like it

BLM saying CHAZ was never suppose to be the name

https://twitter.com/AdrianKOMONews/status/1272049533111791616

[RummyChick]

Pack Wave
@Brush_Yo_Teeth
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2h
Replying to
@SteveRustad1
#CHAZ NOT CHOP. Per Raz.

[RummyChick]

Kratos
@Kratos__GOW
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13h
Replying to
@chaz_updates
I agree, you can’t just go around and start changing your countries name. They must take this to the United Nations in order for it to be voted upon and ratified...

[momincombatboots]

Wow. That is a great find.

[RummyChick]

THIS IS NOT A PARODY (well...maybe?? lol)

https://twitter.com/AbbyBrownJD

Abby Brown
@AbbyBrownJD
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6h
UPDATE: Just arrived back at #CHAZ. Is anyone able to donate some evian? I am allergic to both Dasani and tap. Sparkling is okay too, as long as it’s not flavored. #chazcomms

Abby Brown
@AbbyBrownJD
UPDATE: Just gave my last $10 to a black gentleman in #CHAZ. I’m fairly certain that this is the third time he has approached me asking for the $10 fee for my being white (alternates wearing fake mustache and glasses). How do I handle this without being racist? #CHAZquestions.

Abby Brown
@AbbyBrownJD
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6h
UPDATE: The Four Seasons has evicted me for allowing a machete-wielding domicile-challenged comrade into the pool area. So I guess these fascists think no one deserves a bath. Will be relocating to a tent near the black only farm in #CHAZ. Anyone have a sleeping bag? #chazcomms

[Eleutheria5]

Who’ll enforce it? That mouthy dame who sounded off about the rioting would make a good police chief. They couldn’t shut her down.