Cole Carini Western Virginia Regional Jail
Posted on 06/08/2020 1:12:58 PM PDT by Red Badger
A sexually frustrated Virginia man blew off a hand while trying to make homemade explosives — ones he planned to use in a revenge attack on “hot cheerleaders,” according to federal prosecutors.
Cole Carini, 23, went to a health clinic in Richlands last Wednesday suffering from an amputated hand, amputated fingers on the opposite hand, and shrapnel wounds to the neck and throat, the Department of Justice said.
He claimed it was from a devastating lawnmower accident — but investigators found his yard overgrown, they say.
Instead, they found evidence of a recent explosion, with explosives materials, rusty nails, pipes and pieces of flesh, prosecutors said.
They also found parts of a scorched letter that referenced tension “as he now approached the stage of hot cheerleaders,” according to court documents.
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Cole Carini Western Virginia Regional Jail
darwin candidate
karma got teeth, eh boy?
I clicked on this for the comments. I’ll be back later, as I’m sure some will have some insightful commentary.........
Lost a hand and fingers from the other hand. This fellow is going to be even more frustrated.
“Was it good for you?”
Seems like a real winner. Total mystery why he couldn’t land himself a nice gal.
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Well, at least he won’t have hairy palms...................
I always say that Freepers have the best sense of humor. This thread is guaranteed not to disappoint. The Clintons get the lifetime achievement award for inspiring the most posts that have made me spew coffee.
what an idiot- now he can’t wave goobye
LOL...snort!
He won’t even need glasses.
Were they “smokin’ hot” cheerleaders?
Wow Dude. Talk about being ‘up a creek w/o a paddle!
Ever saw “Multiplicity”?
Each new clone is a little worse than the last—a little stupider, and a little more funny-looking...
I think this fellow looks like he’s about ten clones down the line from Justin Trudeau.
LOL!.....................
Think they misspelled imbecile.
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