Nassau County Exec’s Tennis Balls Rule, Don’t Touch Other Player’s Balls

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[Pollard]

It’s my belief that my big balls should be held every night.

[ConservativeInPA]

I find little humor in this and it has nothing to do with the double entendre.

[ballplayer]

Uh oh,what are Baseball players going to do? Don’t touch other players balls and don’t stroke that bat either!

[Mom MD]

And worse we are paying them to come up with this ridiculous crap

[The_Media_never_lie]

Are these the same do-gooders that put in Prohibition?

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Everyone likes to ban what they do not partake of, or participate in. Most people do not play tennis. It could have been done safely the whole time. They just don't like to see other people having fun at this time.

[cnsmom]

These are the same rules for women’s tennis too but only if you are playing with Michelle Obama.

[JonPreston]

Great LIVE comedy that I still enjoy to this day!

[dfwgator]

This is an actual alert to IBM Field Engineers that went out to all IBM Branch Offices. The person who wrote it was very serious. The rest of us find it rather funny.

Abstract: Mouse Balls Available as FRU (Field Replacement Unit)

Mouse balls are now available as FRU. Therefore, if a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel.

Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop-off method. Domestic balls are replaced using the twist-off method. Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge. Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.

It is recommended that each replacer have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction, and that any customer missing his balls should suspect local personnel of removing these necessary items.

To re-order, specify one of the following:

P/N 33F8462 - Domestic Mouse Balls
P/N 33F8461 - Foreign Mouse Balls

[pepsi_junkie]

Martina Navratilova: 'Keep your balls over there, I don't want them near me!'

[euram]

The could call it the Lemon-Cooper Rule.

[ridesthemiles]

Soooo-—Can she explain the new rules for Baseball-—Football-—Soccer——Basketball-—????????

[ridesthemiles]

Soooo-—Can she explain the new rules for Baseball-—Football-—Soccer——Basketball-—????????

They want a war? They are asking for one.

[a little elbow grease]

Soooo-—Can she explain the new rules for Baseball-—Football-—Soccer——Basketball-—????????

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for one ............ NO SPITTING IN BASEBALL !

[Pajamajan]

But you can kick people's balls.

Bet that will make it an interesting game of tennis😁.

[a little elbow grease]

Martina Navratilova: 'Keep your balls over there, I don't want them near me!'

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LOL ......... In the Pittsburgh Triangles days I used to play some tennis with her when she was a pudgy young girl.

She was a sweet and decent human being. Still is.

[a little elbow grease]

But you can kick people's balls. Bet that will make it an interesting game of tennis😁.

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At least it's not an animal's head.