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Nassau County Exec’s Tennis Balls Rule, Don’t Touch Other Player’s Balls
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| 5/17/20
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Posted on 05/19/2020 3:30:16 AM PDT by a little elbow grease
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Who knew there would be (new) regulations on handling one another’s balls ......
To: a little elbow grease
This is good for my day to day as well...
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posted on
05/19/2020 3:30:58 AM PDT
by
Caipirabob
(Communists...Socialists...Fascists & AntiFa...Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
To: a little elbow grease
This would never fly in San Francisco or Key West. There would be riots in the streets.
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posted on
05/19/2020 3:31:59 AM PDT
by
LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
(Our parents/grandparents were called to war. We have been called to sit on the couch. We got this!!)
To: a little elbow grease
If Mare Pete is a tennis player, he’s going to be furious about this rule.
To: a little elbow grease
“saying folks can kick other people’s balls”
*****
That’s good to know. Roger that.
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posted on
05/19/2020 3:33:36 AM PDT
by
max americana
(fired liberal employees at every election since 2008 because I enjoy seeing them cry)
To: a little elbow grease
You are allowed to pick up the ball using your racquet and then hit it over to your opponent to catch by hand. I’ll be playing this afternoon and we will each bring our own can of Penn or Wilson 🎾 balls.
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posted on
05/19/2020 3:41:09 AM PDT
by
Lisbon1940
(No full-term Governors (at the time of election))
To: a little elbow grease
Democrats are TRYANICAL!!
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posted on
05/19/2020 3:48:33 AM PDT
by
Ann Archy
(Abortion....... The HUMAN Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
Total BS.
Who the hell is this jackass to dictate ball handling?
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posted on
05/19/2020 3:48:38 AM PDT
by
Gene Eric
(Don't be a statist!)
To: a little elbow grease
Having rules is bad enough but why did she think having a live press conference on a tennis court was necessary?
Once again Democrats learn the wrong lesson from President Trump. Trump does a daily press briefing and his ratings go up so every politician now believe they have to do daily press briefing.
I generally check the noon news for weather reports (anything bad would be the lead story) For the past month they have had BREAKING NEWS which was nothing more then Governor Newsome giving a briefing. Why at noon, and why do they have to cover the entire thing?
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posted on
05/19/2020 3:52:32 AM PDT
by
CIB-173RDABN
(I am not an expert in anything, and my opinion is just that, an opinion. I may be wrong.)
To: a little elbow grease
I started to check to see if this was The Babylon Bee, but they are not quite so racy in their satire.
And this isn’t satire even though one would wish it was.
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posted on
05/19/2020 3:53:16 AM PDT
by
metmom
(...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith...)
To: a little elbow grease
And especially, don’t lick them either!
But that seems to have gone without saying...
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posted on
05/19/2020 3:59:59 AM PDT
by
glorgau
To: a little elbow grease
I cracked up when I saw that banner on the screen last night.
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posted on
05/19/2020 4:01:07 AM PDT
by
MayflowerMadam
(Nothing happens to a Christian that God does not allow to happen.)
To: a little elbow grease
On a serious note, I wonder about this. Are people who have active cases of Covid-19 really up to getting out and playing a rousing game of tennis?
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posted on
05/19/2020 4:09:22 AM PDT
by
exDemMom
(Current visual of the hole the US continues to dig itself into: http://www.usdebtclock.org)
To: a little elbow grease
Johnny Carson, we need you now!
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posted on
05/19/2020 4:18:18 AM PDT
by
I-ambush
(One foot in the grave, one foot on the pedal I was born to rebel.)
To: a little elbow grease
Brings a whole new meaning to “ball tapping”.
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posted on
05/19/2020 4:42:20 AM PDT
by
lightman
(I am a binary Trinitarian. Deal with it!)
To: I-ambush; JonPreston
Johnny Carson, we need you now!
__________________
“May the sands of the Kalihari never clog your body’s vital openings.”
To: a little elbow grease
This is funny and I enjoyed the humor.
However, there is a serious side to this. At this time every municipality has micromanaged every tennis facility “for the public good”. These do gooders have done much more harm than good IMHO.
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posted on
05/19/2020 4:49:37 AM PDT
by
The_Media_never_lie
( Stop the fearmongering! Post flu statistics along side COVID-19 statistics!)
To: a little elbow grease
How will they enforce compliance? Will police go around checking people's balls to make sure nobody else has touched them? What if people are caught in the act of touching somebody else's balls? Will they receive a citation or be arrested? Will the forensic labs go into overdrive fingerprinting people's balls for hard evidence that somebody touched them besides their owner?
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posted on
05/19/2020 4:54:05 AM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
To: a little elbow grease
I’ll give up my balls when you pry them from my cold dead hands...
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posted on
05/19/2020 5:07:59 AM PDT
by
rrrod
(6)
To: The_Media_never_lie
Are these the same do-gooders that put in Prohibition?
I thought we got rid of them, but they’re back.
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