Why He Can't Be Found: Kim Jong Un Might Be Trying to Avoid Coronavirus, South Korean Minister Says

Epoch Times ^ | 04/28/2020 | Jack Phillips

[SeekAndFind]

South Korean officials, including Chung-in Moon, a foreign policy adviser to South Korea’s President Moon Jae-in, told Fox News on Sunday that “our government position is firm. Kim Jong Un is alive and well.”

What is described by Washington-based North Korea monitoring project 38 North as a leadership train station servicing North Korean leader Kim Jong Un’s Wonsan complex is seen in a satellite image with graphics taken over Wonsan, North Korea April 21, 2020

[A Navy Vet]

Coward.

[Texas Eagle]

Okay. Solved that mystery. Now, where’s Humper?

[BigEdLB]

When the CIA finds him, sprays him with virus, we need to know so we can get some Reddenbacher

[AFB-XYZ]

He’s hiding under the bed, clutching his pearls.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

“Shooting range” — very handy to have that nearby for dispatching troublesome relatives and recalcitrant, untrustworthy military officers.

Being King must be nice.

[DannyTN]

Kim Jong Un Available.

[SeekAndFind]

When the CIA finds him, sprays him with virus, we need to know so we can get some Reddenbacher

[llevrok]

Meanwhile, North Korea has not reported any cases of the CCP virus ....

See!!! See what socialized national health care does?!! Just like Cuba's. But does any one listen? Hell no! /sarc

[EQAndyBuzz]

“Kim Jong Un Available.”

That might just win you the internet today.

[Professional]

Oh please....

Maybe he owes someone money? Perhaps he has a cold sore? Maybe he’s got some new hot gal pal and he’s cozy cozy?

[Diana in Wisconsin]

He’s pining for the Fjords, I tells ya! ;)

[Bob434]

[[Why He Can't Be Found]]

Because He's wearing Cammo, duh!

[Dilbert San Diego]

Wow!. That’s his spread, his weekend and vacation getaway place???

It always strikes me, how in these communist countries, that top leadership lives in luxury. In communism, there aren’t supposed to be wealthy upper class people. All are supposed to be equal.

North Korean people live in such dire poverty, while they spend disproportionate resources on their military, and apparently, on Kim himself.

[TangledUpInBlue]

He’s likely a diabetic given his weight. He’s very high risk given that fact.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Or he might not be.

Only his hairdresser knows for sure.

[Obadiah]

I got an idea.

Have someone set up a GoPro with night vision. Place a Twinkie on someone’s porch, and then BOOM! watch Jong Un show up.

(I used to work in the CIA.)

[Carpe Cerevisi]

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