Posted on 03/18/2020 4:06:07 PM PDT by Steely Tom
Fraudster Michael Avenatti’s attorney is scared to visit him at the dirty and dangerous Metropolitan Correctional Center — because he fears the lockup could be a coronavirus hotbed.
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“Mr. Avenatti’s cell was infested with rats. The jail reeks or urine. As of yesterday, Mr. Avenatti had not shaved in weeks. Meanwhile, across the country, public officials are declaring states of emergency as a result of the spread of the coronavirus,” Srebnick wrote.
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Poor Rats — having to share a cell with this motormouth buffoon.
I wouldn’t want to visit him because he’s a creep.
Thank you. He was actually being floated as the one that would take down Trump.
From the article . . .
Mr. Avenatti’s cell was infested with rats. The jail reeks or urine. As of yesterday, Mr. Avenatti had not shaved in weeks.
Mr. Avenatti’s cell was infested with rats. The jail reeks or urine. As of yesterday, Mr. Avenatti had not shaved in weeks.
Mr. Avenatti’s cell was infested with rats. The jail reeks or urine. As of yesterday, Mr. Avenatti had not shaved in weeks.
Mr. Avenatti’s cell was infested with rats. The jail reeks or urine. As of yesterday, Mr. Avenatti had not shaved in weeks.
Mr. Avenatti’s cell was infested with rats. The jail reeks or urine. As of yesterday, Mr. Avenatti had not shaved in weeks.
Sorry my finger slipped heh heh
Going from future POTUS to being in a rat infested cage.
That’s gotta sting.
Send some hot babe who has it to visit him.
That’s gotta sting.
Life is full of ups and downs.
No matter how cold his cell gets just thinking about it gives me a warm feeling.
Sam Kinison responds to Avenatti’s lawyer by screaming:
“IT’S A JAIL! IT’S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE NICE! THAT’S WHY THEY CALL IT JAIL! IF JAIL WAS NICE, THEN EVERYONE WOULD WANT TO BE IN ONE BECAUSE THEY FEED YOU AND TAKE CARE OF YOU AND EVERYTHING IS FREE! JEEZ, YOU PEOPLE ARE INSANE! ...”
He probably got the other jailhouse virus as well. The one injected by Bubba.
[“Mr. Avenatti’s cell was infested with rats”]
Don’t worry. For Avenatti, they’ll extend the traditional professional courtesy.
If you can’t do the time, don’t do the crime.
I don’t believe he is afraid of Covid-19 at all. I think he heard that Epstein’s killer was having a special “two for the price of one” sale going on.
That reminds me, he used to represent Stormy Daniels.
"More ups and downs than a wh#res drawers."
“Mr. Avenatti’s cell was infested with rats. The jail reeks or urine....”
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Seems fitting.
At least they scared the lawyer away.
Seriously, it’s so people are afraid to breath for fear they’ll catch kung flu.
Chances are, so’s the lawyer.
Well, well, well, well, well!
Does Stormy come to visit him?
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