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To: SunkenCiv

Time for the Babylon Bee to do a satire on Bloomberg.

First he outlawed Big Gulp sodas. Now he wants to outlaw gun magazines holding more than 6 bullets. Next he will want to outlaw men’s penises more than 3 inches as masculine men are dangerous. The guy is joke waiting to be told.


11 posted on 01/13/2020 11:36:21 AM PST by tired&retired (Blessings)
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To: tired&retired

...or outlaw men more than 5 feet tall. Kind of like the Woody Allen villain in Casino Royale.


15 posted on 01/13/2020 11:46:10 AM PST by Nateman (If the left is not screaming, you are doing it wrong ...and Epstein did not kill himself.)
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To: tired&retired

But but but, he lowered the cancer rate, lowered crime, gave more people insurance, iradicated infant mortality, passed major anti-gun legislation and can leap tall buildings in a single bound.


19 posted on 01/13/2020 11:50:28 AM PST by Jaded (Pope Francis? Not really a fan... miss the last guy who recognized how Islam spread... the sword.ag)
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To: tired&retired
A male Mary Poppins, who wants to be "America's Nanny." An interesting phenomenon!

He missed his chance to announce his candidacy, while floating over Central Park with an unfurled umbrella.

42 posted on 01/13/2020 12:20:52 PM PST by Ohioan
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To: tired&retired

+7


61 posted on 01/13/2020 2:13:05 PM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change with out notice.)
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