Posted on 01/09/2020 3:30:54 AM PST by Kaslin
The Democrat field is starting to narrow as some of the biggest losers drop out in humiliating failure. The flatulent, pro-nuke Eric Swalwell is gone. Whichever Castro bro was in just quit. And that hapless furry Beto is off selling autographs on the weirdo convention circuit dressed as a cartoon fox named “Yiffy.”
The ones still in the race are even more pathetic.
Here are my thoughts on where the race is now. In the general, it’s Trump’s to lose. Between a sprinting economy and a staggering Democrat field, he’s the odds-on favorite in the general. But the real election issue is not going to be his past achievements. Trump’s achievements are now baked into the pie – those who dig him assume them and those who hate him don’t care how good he’s doing. They want him gone even if he takes the economy and America’s newfound standing in the world as Earth’s Rebel Badboy with him.
The deciding factor is going to be personality, and Trump has the advantage because he has one. The question is going to be, “Who does America trust not to screw up all the repairs that Trump has made to America post-Barack Obama?”
The answer is going to be, “Not one of those quasi-commie Democrat dorks.”
There are six real candidates – sorry Yangbangers and Tulsi-touters, but those two are not in the mix.
There’s Biden. What a putz. From his bizarre behavior to his brazen demand that we just accept the manifest corruption of his boy Lil’ Crackpipe, Gropey Joe is not merely of the Swamp. He is the Swamp. And there’s no reason to believe Trump won’t drain him.
Right now, he’s the leader in the polls and he’s the most likely to be nominated. There are two reasons. The first is that he has legacy black Democrat support. He’s the closest to a traditional Democrat, as opposed to one of the faculty lounge snobs that makes up most of the rest of the race. The second is that he has been designated The Democrat Most Likely To Succeed in beating The Donald. It’s unclear why. Sure, some polls say it (though they are shifting in Trump’s direction), but the problem for Joe is that so many liberal media types are wishcasting his victory that they never hit him hard. He’s soft and open to attack. Not-Mrs. Willie Brown gently tapped him in a debate (on busing, which is very, very popular among rich Democrats whose kids would never, ever be bused in a zillion years) and Not-Senile Joe went into a tailspin. He’s vulnerable because he’s been coddled – Trump will bash Hoover Biden’s dad all over the stage, as Trump feels no obligation not to talk about the subjects that the media has deemed off-limits, like the ex-senator’s (D-Credit Card Companies) Snortunate Son.
And he’ll pick Amy Klobuchar as his running mate. She’s another one who the Democrats imagine can reach out and touch the working-class folks who went for Trump. Of course, she’ll reach out and touch them with a rock – she’s got a temper and she’ll get pilloried as a tyrant. Tyrannical women are a hard sell – just ask Stumbles McMyturn. Sure, the media has announced that she is “having her moment,” but moments stop. She’s neither interesting nor inspirational, and the very moderation she allegedly represents (she doesn’t – she’s on-board with every pinko policy her pals subscribe to) will keep her from breaking out as a candidate and depress the turn-out among the Dem left (but I repeat myself) when she’s on the ticket with Biden.
[Fun Fact: The amazing Michael Malice thinks Biden may choose Kyrsten Sinema, but that’s a smart and savvy move so we need not worry about it happening.]
Then there’s Chief Spewing Bull. Her own brother recently dissed her for inventing more fake family history. Trump would chew her up, spit her out, and wash the residue into the gutter. Where’s the enthusiasm for a serial fraud who compares poorly to every bitter spinster public elementary school teacher who either demanded you use your inside voice or tried to make her class celebrate Kwanza? Maybe at Harvard or The New York Times offices, and nowhere else. She sadly won’t get nominated, because she’s such a disaster Trump might get 45 states, and Biden won’t pick her as veep because he knows she’s going to be scheming and drape-measuring every time she visits the Oval Office, and the budget does not include a presidential food taster.
Maybe Bernie Sanders will get it – which would be great because then all the nimrods who pushed the phony dossier would have to concede that they were going to vote for the one candidate we absolutely know has had sex in Russia – shiver. Yeah, he had his honeymoon in the old Soviet Union, and to people who aren’t college professors or college students or aspiring college students, that’s a disqualifier. He’s a loser, and what will be great is how the Dem bigwigs try to explain to the harder left contingent why their crusty curmudgeon is getting dissed again in the primaries.
Pete Buttigieg…why? Why is he even part of this? He’s a sub-par mayor of a sub-par town in a state most Democrats have never even heard of. Really, if he’s the one the Dems are looking to for salvation – oh yeah, he says he’s a Christian too, incessantly – then they’re pretty hosed already. His candidacy will soon Pete-r out.
Though maybe Biden will pick him for VP – if so, I’ve got $10 that says Smart Joe will get caught on tape at a rally explaining to disappointed feminists that, “Well, a gay guy counts as a woman, right?” You know that will totally happen.
And tiny Michael Bloomberg’s zillion-dollar ad budget has captured him…fifth or sixth place. Fascist Frodo’s not going anywhere. He’s already lost.
So, the smart money is on the dumb bunny, Wandering Paws Joe. And Trump will annihilate him – all the cover the garbage media has provided him will only serve to keep him weak and vulnerable for when Trump lays into him. And if you think Biden’s got a real shot in November, well, Hunter wants his Columbia Fun Dust back.
“The Democrat field is starting to narrow as some of the biggest losers drop out in humiliating failure. The flatulent, pro-nuke Eric Swalwell is gone. Whichever Castro bro was in just quit. And that hapless furry Beto is off selling autographs on the weirdo convention circuit dressed as a cartoon fox named “Yiffy.”
The ones still in the race are even more pathetic.”
Schlichter would do better with less equivocation.
Hoover Biden.. Ha!
Another scenario is a brokered convention with Hillary and/or the Wookie stepping up on stage.
I see this happening if Joe and Lil’ Joe look to be indicted, after all.
Bernie can be bought out again, like last time.
Yang is less of a loon than Gabbard.
I really don’t understand the fascination with her here. She is Satan’s Prom Queen without the ugly or the sidekick Huma.
Democrats are living proof of pregnancy by anal sex
No brokered convention.
Most Democrats know 2020 is a lost cause, so they need a sacrificial lamb.
Biden is a perfect rube who is not self-aware enough to know he is being sacrificed.
Mondale in 1984.
Except that this is Hillary’s last chance. 2024 is too late for her. If she says brokered convention, so it shall be.
LOL!
Well one must figure in Democrat voter fraud...
They thought Hillary was a walk in...
trump needs to Win by 100,000 votes in all the swing state or else they will steal it..
Did not even mention that other RAT billionaire. I’ve even seen his commercials and I don’t watch TV anymore.
The Pubbies have been handed so much ammo. They need to use it ruthlessly.
IF they don’t take back the House and increase their margin in the Senate, it will be their own fault.
I agree with you on the Mondale 84 comment. For some odd reason I see Bloomberg as the brokered pick.
ROFLPMP......”Fascist Frodo”
(although closer to “Fascist Gollum”).
Oh the Donkeys very badly want to win - for judicial nominations if nothing else....Trump’s reshaping of the federal courts back to the constitution terrifies and enrages them - its just that they know they don’t have a candidate who can beat the Donald.
So they’re left with pathetic attempts at impeachment for sending mean tweets and rooting for the Iranian mullahs, the economy crashing and a plague of locusts. They have nothing else and they know it.
Mini Mike just isn’t going to sell anywhere outside the Northeast and Left Coast. There is TONS of ammo to use against him from degrading statements about women and Black men to gun grabbing and his authoritarian “I know best so just shut up and obey!” impulses to his absolutely flaming hypocrisy - 19 armed bodyguards anyone?
Then there were his recent brilliant statements about wanting to import as much cheap labor as possible.
She’s not guilty. That’s the reason. It really is that simple. Aside from being attractive she’s as loony lefty as the rest.
Biden is imploding day-by-day under an avalanche of gaffes, senior moments, displays of creepiness, and new revelations about Hunter. No way he makes it to the finish line.
Dem insiders seem to be worried about Bernie. He has proven that he can raise huge gobs of cash from Millenials who know he got SCROOOOOOD by Hildebeast.
Satan’s Prom Queen = Liary Clintdog I think Gabbard is as bad Mrs. Bubba just not as ugly
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