Posted on 12/01/2019 8:16:14 PM PST by Vendome
When did it become acceptable for everyone to bring their Stew Pet dogs to the mall?
I just wanted some vegetables and chicken for dinner so I stopped at our mega mall here in San Jose and grabbed my chow at Sarko.
Yum
So, I am sitting there taking my first sip of my Diet Coke and I start to hear the whining of a little dog.
Concerned, I look around and don't see it.
Then this lady walks past me and she has two dinky dogs on a leash. I probably know the breed but, whatever.
The dinky dork dogs start whining and it occurs to me, as some dog from across the food court joined in, that someone is going to hurt if this Stew pet woman doesn't reign in her animals, making the leash a little shorter.
Several people got caught up in the leashes, as there were unaware the dinky dork stewpets had wondered 10 feet away.
Some one could have tripped and got injured and the animals themselves could have been injured as well.
So, I try to ignore this ignoramus of a woman, who must feel she is entitled to force her emptiness on the rest of us through the use of the animals.
Well, not to be out done, a few moments later I feel something hitting my calf and I quickly reach down to swat it away and found another Stew Pet Dinky Dork Dog who just had to get under my legs and the table.
I start to look around for the owner. He came by 30 seconds later and simply apologized an laughingly took the dog to some other place, so it could bother another innocent person.
Nope, a few minutes later I felt something nudging my calf again.
Looking down I again saw that little brat of a Dinky Dork Dog and again his Stew Pet owner gathered him up and apologized.
I almost verbally laid into to him but, wasn't in the mood.
Back to my meal, oh no wait.
Just a few minutes later I hear a rather large bark, seemingly from a full size dog.
I look in the direction of the bark and yep, it was a German Shepard, who was not on leash and began wondering through the crowd of people nearby.
I saw two women nearly trip avoiding this stewpet dog and they were very startled.
That dog was collected by its stewpet owner who apologized.
But, just so everyone could have a good time the 1st idiot stewpet dorky dinky dog owner thought it would a great idea if his non-sentient canine met a much larger non-sentient canine
I dunno maybe he thought they were family and wanted to reunite them.
The lil bass tards laid into each other in some sort of verbal spat I guess.
I don't speak so, I am only going by the growling and fierceness of the barking they were really not happy seeing each other and did not wish to be acquainted.
Anyway, I don't care if you bring your dog to a mall. Actually, that is a lie. I do care but, I will tolerate your lil beastard if he is well behaved, socialized and on a short leash.
rant off/
What is a Stew Pet. Never heard that term before. Is it like “OK Boomer”? Something just made up in the last month?
Been saying it for years.
Just another sarcastic way to say stupid...
Wandering.
With an “a”.
Jus’ sayin’ ...
I’m trying to imagine how your conversation with them goes...
“”Hi, I notice you have a dog. They tell me they love animals and hate mankind. I then ask them if they’d like to see all humans exterminated and they all say yes.””
What a knee slapper!
Now I get it. Phonetically similar.
I was imagining the making of stew using pets. There were mentions of Chinese restaurants and the like...
Mongo is awesome.
:D
The list just gets longer.
That’s precisely how my every conversation in PetCo goes.
Doesn’t yours?
:::rolls eyes:::
:)
Those conversations tended to start with someone dramatizing about an animal as though it were a human being with constitutional rights. Another kind of very short conservation is more fun.
Animal worshiper: [Walks around a supermarket with a dog while pretending not to be on a simple quest to bother people to get attention.]
Me, with a friendly smile: “Hi. Nice dog. Where are you from?”
Other locals on the aisle: [Glancing sideways at the animal worshiper as though expecting an answer.]
Animal worshiper: [Stiffens with paranoia and mumbles.]
On stew pets, this thread needs a little more fuel.
Dog Head Being Sold in Supermarket !!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfZvNJkPD5Y
Dogs everywhere, fat tattooed pierced girls everywhere, f bombs everywhere, faggots kissing everywhere, texting drivers everywhere, lazy millennials everywhere, ignorant people everywhere...welcome to NeoAmerica. Ain’t it great.
“Love me, love my dog”
Spit. It’s a beast.
Big Dog pee in supermarket Funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcJuQySJRj0
“Is there something(s) more important than whining about the little things?”
Sure, but this is something that pisses off a LOT of people. But, most say nothing because we know what the incredulous, self-righteous response will be from a ‘dog lover’.
This “Look at me and my cute dog that I love soooo much that it goes everywhere with me!” thing really just makes them look silly.
Aw, you clued them in ;)
Yeah its the whole Kanye West episode of not getting the fish sticks joke. /south park
Interesting, and revealing, how FR dog lovers so easily and quickly call FR non-dog lovers “haters”, isn’t it?
I didnt get that vibe really. I love dogs personally, luckily I have never had bad experiences with dogs. I usually have the problems with the owners, either letting them out to bark hours on end, or not picking up their sh1t on my lawn, or not taking time to properly train their dog to listen to commands.
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