Diamond thieves steal jewellery 'worth up to a BILLION EUROS' from German museum in [tr]

UK Daily Mail ^ | November 25, 2019 | Tim Stickings

[Redcitizen]

A billion here, a billion there, very soon you’re talking about real money.

[RckyRaCoCo]

Yes, the diamonds were in a reeeeum with such a lack of security that even a chimpanzee minkey could just walk in and steal them.

[GreatRoad]

There’s probably a direct line to whatever international party’s US funding has been cut off recently.

[Migraine]

Inside job, to the core.

[dp0622]

lol

[Eddie01]

“Shoot the glass”

[Eddie01]

Da-dump. Da-dump. Dadumpdadumpdadump Da-dump. Da-Daaaaa Da-Da-Da-dump.

[bgill]

Any diamond worth anything is coded so they must already have had buyers lined up.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

[wally_bert]

No lasers or fake uniforms needed then.

[wally_bert]

There wasn’t a monogrammed glove or wax on the floor?

Charles Phantom the notorious Litton is off the hook.

[I-ambush]

The story said the thieves were “ noticeably small.” Maybe it was women taking the jewels for themselves.

[FatherofFive]

If they climbed in through the bathroom window, I’d suggest asking Paul McCartney his whereabouts when the robbery occurred.

Funny! That was the first thing I thought about when I read the that story. Imagine - Billions of dollars of art and jewels protected by a glass window.

[dragnet2]

Can’t be sold be can be held for ransom.

[N. Theknow]

Watch “The Money Heist” on Netflix.

Sheer Genius!

[unlearner]

“Yes, the diamonds were in a reeeeum with such a lack of security that even a chimpanzee minkey could just walk in and steal them.”

Swine minkey!

[Migraine]

No lasers or fake uniforms needed then.

Better to have 'em and not need 'em than to need 'em and not have 'em

[grumpygresh]

Well, they could cut them up.