Posted on 11/20/2019 10:44:00 AM PST by redfog
Nothing honors the Christmas spirit like Epstein didnt kill himself.
Site must be getting traffic. I clicked the link and nothing happened.
I'll take one, but only if it comes stuffed as pictured. 8>)
Oh that is so bad!
LOL
The only problem I have with that green shirt is the message doesn’t rhyme.
A rhyme? You want a rhyme?
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
And Epstein did
not kill himself.
(Well, I tried)
"What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck and I can't remember how it ends, but Epstein did not kill himself."
Twas the night before Christmas said the elf on the shelf,
but Jeffery Epstein did not kill himself.
The man was then hung in the jail cell with care,
and allegedly Jeffery Epstein was the only one there.
Both the jail guards were nestled up snug in their bed,
and some thought perhaps Jeffrey Epstein's not dead.
And guard one in ‘kerchief, and two in his cap,
Had just settled their brains for a long winter’s nap.
When in the jail cell there arose such a clatter,
the guards seemed to not mind or perhaps to not matter.
A peek at their bank apps they took in a flash,
to see their stock options and piles of cash.
The camera mounted up in the cell though,
Gave a promising flash saying battery low.
When what to their wondering eyes might appear,
but Jeffery Epstein's lifeless body just hanging here.
With a little old bed sheet, wrapped tight on his neck,
we all knew in that moment the rich stacked the deck.
More rapid than eagles conspiracies came,
in memes, forwarded e-mails, even poems, how lame!
Now, Carter! now, Bob Dole! now, Trump even Clinton!
will not see a trial, not even a deposition!
But I heard him exclaim, that damned elf on the shelf
"Happy Christmas to all, Epstein didn't kill himself!"
Roses are red
His face was blue
and Epstein didn’t
kill himself
Epstein didnt kill himself & Kaepernick doesnt want to play.
Roses ain’t blue
Violets ain’t red
Epstein didn’t kill himself
But he is still just as dead.
Here's a list of lass and lad
Who's been good and who's been bad.
Written by a jolly elf,
And Epstein didn't kill himself".
I bet they'd sell.
It was probably YOU!
Pointing at Hillary Clinton.
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